Freed from the Fryer and taking Flight with Furry Fanny sill A-Flame!
Too Bad that is a Dry River Bed!
But it is a Grease Fire so..
Holiday Dinner is still a Bust!
Too Bad that is a Dry River Bed!
But it is a Grease Fire so..
Holiday Dinner is still a Bust!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
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Well, I see no reason why I should stand here and be insulted!
*turns and walks away, buttocks shaking angrily. Slips in a puddle of grease and lands butt-first in the puddle. Tries to get up but slips again, so that the grease gets to soak into my plump rump, leaving my buns thoroughly saturated*
*turns and walks away, buttocks shaking angrily. Slips in a puddle of grease and lands butt-first in the puddle. Tries to get up but slips again, so that the grease gets to soak into my plump rump, leaving my buns thoroughly saturated*
Hmm. Where is all this smoke coming from?
*looks about, bent over with grease-soaked backside hanging over the flaming puddle. Follows the cloud of smoke back to its source, where a tremendous grease-fire is crackling on my protruding buttocks*
Yeeeeee-OW!! My fanny!! *Vigorously shakes rump over the fire, flaming buttocks jiggle*
*looks about, bent over with grease-soaked backside hanging over the flaming puddle. Follows the cloud of smoke back to its source, where a tremendous grease-fire is crackling on my protruding buttocks*
Yeeeeee-OW!! My fanny!! *Vigorously shakes rump over the fire, flaming buttocks jiggle*
*soars across the sky with my arms and legs tucked in, looking back at the fireball seething on my helpless rear end*
Gee, I wonder if I'll be followed by three wise guys bearing gifts? I hope one of them brought a fire extinguisher! Ouch! Ouch! Yeee-ouch!!
*gets smaller in the distance with my fiery fanny blazing like a torch*
Gee, I wonder if I'll be followed by three wise guys bearing gifts? I hope one of them brought a fire extinguisher! Ouch! Ouch! Yeee-ouch!!
*gets smaller in the distance with my fiery fanny blazing like a torch*
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