Lola always knew she was destined for big things, doomed for bigness, to constantly hear words such as "That's one big rabbit..."... Being a basketball star in the 90's was great, but after her studio asked her to do a masectomy for a sequel of a movie she was in, she called it quits and decided to move to Poland. Someone from a schizo political party fell in love with her, and upon seeing a banquet he offered her at a date, she realized just how much money a politician has... so she joined the aforementioned party of schizos, and found herself take up more and more space every month, until she finally hit the 5 ton mark...

"Hey..." she hears people say "That's one big rabbit..."

She knew she was destined for big things...creak~