🦌:“Oh, so it was you, pipsqueak!”

*stomps over and tossed the joker to the wall and flatten him with rudolph’s REALLY massive belly against the wall.*

🦌:“You really think THIS is supposed to be funny !?”

* Rudolph growling angrily points to his noses dripping paint*

🦌:Heh, well looks like it’s my turn right ? Kiss your sorry life being 3D goodbye RUNT !

*CRUSHED the joker on the floor crashed by Rudolph’s giant belly*

*BOOM!!!*

🦌:Damn, who knew being naughty, can be SO nice, ho ho HA!

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Lore:

You know, Rudolph before he met Dan (his bf), used to be a shy timid lad growing up. A sweet pacifist, almost “doe” like in personality. Until he was teased and even punched in the face by meaner kids in a not so friendly neighborhood growing up . Leading not only his nose to bleed, but the bullies sang “Rudolph, the red nose reindeer” just to spite him.

Pushing Rudolph to go over the edge and beaten up the harassers. After that, HE become the bully.

Not being afraid of anything or anybody who got in his way afterwards. And since he got bigger over the years, he enjoyed every single dominant moment of it!

So, my advice, don’t paint his nose while the song of the same name plays. It’ll save you from not being a Christmas pancake!

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