Gudako sighed as she re-entered the Shinjuku hideout only to be greeted by jean alter and Arturia alter hollering at each other as was normal. Gudako sighed as she ducked under salter's sword being swung angrily at the evil saint. Jean leapt back evading the sword effortlessly before mockingly waving farewell to her rival.
"I didn't say you could leave! Excalibur mori-" the saber began to charge her noble phantasm before being interrupted.
"Don't you dare!" Gudako's voice pierced the air distracting the evil king, in the moment of distraction her grip on her cursed holy sword loosened.
"She deserves it, besides you only need one alter for this arc two is just mixing characters" the king snapped back sword still held above her head.
"I'd rather not have our base blown to bit's or avenger of Shinjuku alerted." the master explained.
"fine but i-" the saber's words were cut off as her legendary sword slipped out of her hands, the hilt slamming into the king's head. Arthuria fell to the floor dazed and mumbling to herself.
"No merlin, I don't want two dicks." was all the master could understand of the king's mumblings.
"what the hell?" she asked her self as she hefted the alter up.
"Guinevere you look different. haircut?" alter asked still dazed out of her mind. Gudako sighed, her stomach growling to be fed.
"I don't think I can stand another burger." she looked down at the alter, an idea sprung into her head "you know, you were right Salter. there are too many alters in this singularity and Jalter's doing all the work. So I think we should get rid of one." the master chuckled as she licked her lips.
"I swear I only had three other wives." the king slurred as Gudako chomped down on the saber. The saliva snapped the king from her stupor, Saber began to fight against the mouth wrapped around her. Her arms began to flail about before being pinned to her side, her legs kicking as she tried to escape but only causing Gudako to swallow more of her in. despite swordswoman's fighting Gudako still got a great taste of the alters delicious skin, a taste that reminded her of cookie dough oddly. She gulped pulling the struggling knight off the floor, lifting her head allowing gravity to work for her. The last master could hardly resist giving the struggling alter's rear a playful squeeze.
"Master! stop this at once. You can't eat me, I'm a king." alter pleaded only to be swallowed deeper into Gudako's waiting stomach. The kings flailing legs slid into her waiting mouth and soon descended her throat and vanished from the world, sealed away inside the hot belly of the last master in the world.
"funny I expected you to taste salty."

"Let me out this instant or I will use my noble phantasm to blast you open, consequences be damned!" Salter yelled in anger. Gudako could feel a sudden sharp pain in her stomach, she looked to were Excalibur had fallen now only a few golden flakes vanishing.
"Now now no need for that, don't you want some nice Mcronalds?" the ginger asked nervously.
"gimmie." the king demanded with no hint of shame, much to the master's relief. She swallowed a nearby bag whole along with a large soda in an attempt to bribe the king, the momentary taste of the bag did nothing to diminish the taste of the king. With Arthuria now placated Gudako began to channel mana into digesting the distracted alter. The master could feel the alter getting softer and softer yet not seeming to care instead just eating the burger she had been bribed with. Gudako gave her belly a few teasing pats.
"How are you holding up in there Salter?" she asked as she felt one of the saber's arms squish to mush in the process.
"Hey! You made me drop my burger!" the king snapped before picking up her now soggy burger. Gudako couldn't help but laugh before returning her focus to digesting the saber. Within twenty minutes the dark king of knights was melted into nothing but calories.

Gudako rubbed her now pudgy belly with a smile.
"I should eat more servants, maybe Suzuka Gozen?" she pondered to herself.
"I want another burger!" Arthuria's voice rang out. Gudako's eyes shot to her pudgy stomach to see saber's face pushing against it.
"You're digested! You don't get to ask for food, you are food!" Gudako yelled at the belly fat before bringing her fist down onto it.
"Than I want fries." Arthuria's face formed again.
"NO!"
"But you don't eat fast food, wheres the fun in not eating fast food?"
"I don't eat it because I put on pounds unlike you."
"fine how about some ice cream and a gallon of soda? that's mostly fat-free."
"IN WHAT WAY!" Gudako snapped as she began slamming her fist against her talking stomach before it finally smoothed out again. The master sighed unaware of the ghost-like figure appearing behind her.
"EXCALIBER BURGER!" the ghost yelled bringing the flat of the cursed holy sword down upon Gudako, the master fell to the floor only able to see her attacker out of the corner of her eye. The figure was a translucent Arthuria.
"No fair." the redhead mumbled before passing out.
"Now will you fetch me another burger master?" the king asked, her only answer was silence. "master?" still nothing "well crap."

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