....ouch....tahs got to hurt >.<

Yes...that Will Hurt.

ow ow ow OW OW OW

*suddenly a white mouse with a black C shaped cresant moon on his right eye,dressed in tiedyed clothing and a naruto leaf village headband appears at the last second and throws a couple of kuni knives infront of the the cheese, deflecting the cheese away from his fellow mouse and causing it to hit the cat* we mice gotta stick together my friend *frees the ,ouse and walks away snagging a chunk of cheese on his way out,and humming the song "feeling groovy"*

A cheesy way to get castrated!

Behold the power of cheese... Skurnnnch!~ OooOOoOw!

Depend on how hard the cheese is.

That looks at a Parmesan cheese wheel, one of the hardest an heavyest cheeses. an that do come in that size.

At might be a chedder wheel, which would only by slightly softer.

It was suppose to be Swiss.

Ah thats what let it hit a hole ment...

What's heavier? 250 pounds of swiss or 250 pounds of guda?

....

Curse you, math!

Ah, the abuse mice take. :)