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I kinda cant believe I actually missed this when it was first going around.
I say this on
MaveriKat 's page and had to have some fun with it. It went with a mix of believable and silly, practical and impracticable, logical and absurd.
Since I dont like putting caption in my memes lets break it down.
Last words: Wanted something ironic and silly. The first line to pop into my head was from the Little Rascals movie where their in the Soap Box race and Alfalfa looks to...I think his name was Butch and says "Ehhh, Bit me!" It was silly and a bit ironic, so I went with it.
Sidekick I wanted to make my GF my side kick. There is an available picture on the site for refrence, but since she's going to be away on vacation here soon I figured "What if it all goes to shit while she's gone?" So I went with my dog, a Blue Heeler.
Location I live in Alaska. I went with Anchorage. Pretty, no?
headgear I might get thirsty cutting a swath through the zombie hordes. I want to be thirsty in style.
Clothing (upper) The Neptunic "Nemo 2" shark suit. Light weight and able to withstand a bite from all but a great white. I'm told its about as heavy as chain mail, a bit heavy but easily manageable and adjustable to.
Clothing (lower) I think Maver had the right idea when he selected riding boots. They tend to be made of a thick leather, real or manufactured. Either way, I doubt zombie teeth can chew through it.
Stronghold Its a large Catamaran. I figure I and a group of survivors would likely band together, commandeer one, and with Anchorage being a bay/port city, one of them would likely have some boat experience. We'd take it out to just off the harbor and anchor their, using the small motorboat on the rear to get to and from land.
Mainweapon Its a Saiga 12 short barrel. Illegal, I know. But you think laws would make a difference in the Zombie Apocalypse. The only law there is the law of survival. I went with this for practical reasons. Its short barrel allows for easy transportation and storage. The folding stock is convenient along with the fore grip, both allowing for stability if I actually ever do switch to full auto mode (I'm told this thing has a hell of a kick in full auto, being a shotgun and all) I'd likely keep it in semi auto mode to conserve ammunition though. The big reason I went with the Saiga though is its an extremly easy to reload shot gun. No breaking a breach or feeding shells into the magazine and pumping (or racking if its a semi-auto tube magazine shotgun) Just replace the 10/15 round magazine and rack it. Probably not as easy as it sounds though :P
Secondary weapons This is actually a Trench Spike, not a Trench Knife. They still make these, most of them now made of carbon steel for extreme durability. These are actually perfect if used properly. Back in WW2 some soldiers claimed they were strong and solid enough to ram right through the metal of an enemy soldiers helm...some were likely exaggerating though. Still, its great for cracking skulls with your bare hands if need be.
Vehicle Oshkosh 6 wheel with a Vicking Vplow...oh yes...
Inventory Extra ammo, granola bars for sustenance while in city, med pack, and a copy of Inglorious Bastards
Battle Anthem Daphne by Django Reinhardt. Because why the fuck not?
Be sure to keep a suspended state of belief when looking at and reading this. Because, seriously, a zombie apocalypse?
I say this on
MaveriKat 's page and had to have some fun with it. It went with a mix of believable and silly, practical and impracticable, logical and absurd.Since I dont like putting caption in my memes lets break it down.
Last words: Wanted something ironic and silly. The first line to pop into my head was from the Little Rascals movie where their in the Soap Box race and Alfalfa looks to...I think his name was Butch and says "Ehhh, Bit me!" It was silly and a bit ironic, so I went with it.
Sidekick I wanted to make my GF my side kick. There is an available picture on the site for refrence, but since she's going to be away on vacation here soon I figured "What if it all goes to shit while she's gone?" So I went with my dog, a Blue Heeler.
Location I live in Alaska. I went with Anchorage. Pretty, no?
headgear I might get thirsty cutting a swath through the zombie hordes. I want to be thirsty in style.
Clothing (upper) The Neptunic "Nemo 2" shark suit. Light weight and able to withstand a bite from all but a great white. I'm told its about as heavy as chain mail, a bit heavy but easily manageable and adjustable to.
Clothing (lower) I think Maver had the right idea when he selected riding boots. They tend to be made of a thick leather, real or manufactured. Either way, I doubt zombie teeth can chew through it.
Stronghold Its a large Catamaran. I figure I and a group of survivors would likely band together, commandeer one, and with Anchorage being a bay/port city, one of them would likely have some boat experience. We'd take it out to just off the harbor and anchor their, using the small motorboat on the rear to get to and from land.
Mainweapon Its a Saiga 12 short barrel. Illegal, I know. But you think laws would make a difference in the Zombie Apocalypse. The only law there is the law of survival. I went with this for practical reasons. Its short barrel allows for easy transportation and storage. The folding stock is convenient along with the fore grip, both allowing for stability if I actually ever do switch to full auto mode (I'm told this thing has a hell of a kick in full auto, being a shotgun and all) I'd likely keep it in semi auto mode to conserve ammunition though. The big reason I went with the Saiga though is its an extremly easy to reload shot gun. No breaking a breach or feeding shells into the magazine and pumping (or racking if its a semi-auto tube magazine shotgun) Just replace the 10/15 round magazine and rack it. Probably not as easy as it sounds though :P
Secondary weapons This is actually a Trench Spike, not a Trench Knife. They still make these, most of them now made of carbon steel for extreme durability. These are actually perfect if used properly. Back in WW2 some soldiers claimed they were strong and solid enough to ram right through the metal of an enemy soldiers helm...some were likely exaggerating though. Still, its great for cracking skulls with your bare hands if need be.
Vehicle Oshkosh 6 wheel with a Vicking Vplow...oh yes...
Inventory Extra ammo, granola bars for sustenance while in city, med pack, and a copy of Inglorious Bastards
Battle Anthem Daphne by Django Reinhardt. Because why the fuck not?
Be sure to keep a suspended state of belief when looking at and reading this. Because, seriously, a zombie apocalypse?
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File Size 522.5 kB
Those are the people who literally don't think. While I highly doubt zombies would actually flock to shopping centers (let alone ever exist in the context of this meme) its still stupid to go to shopping center of any kind, especialy in the initial stages of full break out. EVERY ONE will be wanting to do the same thing. for supplies.
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