Original date of upload: September 23rd 2021

Original description: As much as I like doing dragon inflation I'm kinda surprised to be drawing characters out of Friday Night Funkin'. It's still cool though because that game has loads of potential. Now if only
I knew how to make some sprites for that game...

It was a week after Ace and Retrospecter had been defeated in multiple rap battles against the one simply referred to as the boyfriend. Their efforts to destroy the seemingly innocent fellow thwarted, they still felt the bitter taste of failure. Despite the soothingly strange and familiar place he was in, Retrospecter was seething. "Are you still shook up by that blue-haired kid still being alive?" Ace said to Retrospecter. Retro's reply was as embittered as Ace imagined it to be. "Of course I am! Once I find him again, that bullet will land in his brain for certain. I haven't been this eager for revenge since that Jazz awful challenge mode for A Hat In Time kept beating me!" Ace knew how angry Retrospecter was over his defeat, but Ace himself was full of regret over his attempted murder. Finally gathering the willpower to pull himself away from his Bara Buti drink, Ace started to explain something. "You know how in A Hat In Time everyone is just needlessly trying to kill the main character? Maybe we should stop trying to get this boyfriend guy killed? The characters in that 'kid's game' were lucky the main characters didn't snap and go full genocide route. If we keep trying to get the blue haired-kid shot, he might end up killing us!" Ace braced himself for a sharp rebuke from Retrospecter. But it never came. "Hey look at that chick over there! Let's go mess with her!" Retrospecter exclaimed in delight as Peex, the ever-joyful party tagger skated by.

Ace gulped, he knew Retrospecter had come up with yet another bad idea. He gestured for Retrospecter to stop, but he was already flirting towards Peex, even asking if she would lay any eggs. Peex
was uncomfortable with Retrospecter's intense attraction towards her, then the odd balloon animal that Peex had for hair spoke. "Do you know how old Peex happens to be?" "Not... old enough?"
Retrospecter said nervously. "Correct. She's around the age of Yoyo from the GGs. She's a kid like him. You're much much older than her. I can understand if you're in love with her, but keep those horrible urges out of your mind." "Oh... I... I didn't know she was just a kid." Retro said with horror and guilt. "And you and your friend over there also tried to kill someone a few days back. So I think you both need some form of punishm-"

Peex span into action as soon as she heard her parter Maia begin to say the word punishment. Whipping out a giant pink graffiti can with a hose coming out of it, she rammed it into Retrospecter's mouth and he began to blow up like a balloon. She joyfully watched as Retrospecter floated off and wasted no time in doing the same to Ace. To his credit, Ace tried to tell Peex and Maia that he was sorry for his past actions. But Peex and Maia were too busy giggling over their act of justice. Ace and Retrospecter floated upwards. For Ace, the air coursing through him was relaxing, and he almost fell asleep. He could barely make out Retrospecter complaining about how he could pop and how helpless he and Ace were. "Relax Retro, this feels really good. This is the cleanest, best pleasure." Ace said blissfully. Retrospecter was about to reply angrily until he saw something terrible.

It was a thing. Out in the distance. Hidden on one of the buildings. It wore an orange suit of power armour and there were wheels on his boots. In one hand there was a large sniper rifle, leaving the other hand free so the monster could play with its Tennis Racket. It's whole form was grotesque, but it's face was the worst part about it. It wore an orange helmet shaped like a spinning top and it's smile bore into Retrospecter's very soul. And then there were it's eyes. Large and swollen, almost ready to burst. Those eyes were the origin point of countless nightmares. And those eyes had watched with glee as countless more screeched out in pain.

It was the sniper...


OH YEAH HERE'S THE FIRST VEXOORSPEED REQUEST!!!!

Excuse my excitement. Vexoor's become a huge part of the zeitgeist of my early DeviantArt experience for me, especially with his inflatable dragon buddies Ace and Retrospecter and his awesome toony art! Now, I remember making a massive wall of text to add a story to this image, but I didn't realise that I made it pretty edgetarded all things considered, so this is a case where I edited the text so that it didn't make Retrospecter come off as a real bloody creep. Peex is canonically around Yoyo from Jet Set Radio's age, by the way. They're the energetic grinning goofballs of their respective graffiti gangs, after all. As for The Sniper, that was just another AndyWilson92 OC of mine. It's literally just Top Man from Megaman 3 but as an MS Paint abomination.

But to be fair, the idea of the identity of the offscreen thing that snipes Boyfriend if he loses in Friday Night Funkin' does have some potential. We'll probably see them in Ordna Awakens once that gets underway in earnest.