So you wanted to replace Clippy as your helper, that's totally understandable. I get it. I do question why you decided to download a new assistant from an unknown source. It looks like you are getting quite the malware problem... And why is your screen monitor starting to buckle and crack?!

Long overdue flat colour commission for WTFGayLilBadger, upgraded to simple shade. Added an alternate version without the light band breakage.