We are having a dinner, and suddenly your fork drops under the table. I just chuckle and wait till you get under the table and pick your fork. As you want to reach for your fork you see this. What do you do?
The only logical solution, that being to suddenly say I have to go home, when in reality I instead move out completely, change my name, forge new documents for myself, move to China and play off as a 40 year old American rug vendor in China.
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