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Between working on the S&S book (which is starting to look like I won't finish in December), travel plans, and a whole bunch of other distracting tasks, I'm starting to run dry on comic ideas :o So, I think it's time to go into sketch-requests-from-the-readers mode! I want to fill up December's update schedule with doodles.
Let's try something a little different. What if I provided prompts and you answered with things I can draw? (Sort of like the old "Reader contests".) Answer any or all! Be sure to include the number(s) of the prompt(s) you're responding to.
Swords and Sausages
Swords and Sausages will be transitioning to a "world building" theme for book 3. What are you curious about in the S&S world? Respond with things I can draw as back stories, character interactions, and/or the usual hijinks.
1. In light of the recent drama, the Queen declares a week of festivities to pacify the residents of Vale Valley. What goes well, and what goes poorly?
2. The four adventurers (Garrett, Red, Cless, and Terese) find a job board. What interests them? (Individually or as a group)
3. Give Silver and Kiela advice for controlling a confused, clumsy, feral Tor.
4. Vale Valley has some... unique cuisine. Some say it's an acquired taste. What's on the menu?
5. The gator alchemist, Warrick, mixes a "love potion" with some rather peculiar side effects. What happens?
6. The King's disposition has subtly changed after being transformed back from a rabbit. How so?
7. The castle was never the same after the Bun-plosion. What new feature got added during the repairs?
8. The Captain of the Guard is a fierce commander. How does she punish insubordination?
9. The kingdoms of Redstone and Sevenshore have been at each other's necks for years. What was the seemingly inconsequential event that started the entire rift?
10. With the departure of Tor and Silver from Vale Valley, the Sheriff can now focus his attention on other pressing problems. What's on the to-do list?
11. What's a regular occurrence Vale Valley residents face in their every day lives, that generally does not happen elsewhere?
12. What's the biggest thing Silver would have gotten away with, if Tor weren't in the way?
13. What's the biggest thing Tor would have gotten away with, if Silver weren't in the way?
14. Name a get-rich-quick scheme that did not work out for Tor and Silver.
15. Kiela, Altaea, and Warrick became good friends during their years studying at the Magic Academy. What circumstance brought them together?
16. Convince the residents of Vale Valley they need to adopt a fire-breathing dragon.
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage. What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
18. The Captain had mentioned the King goes out on a hunt every now and then. What does the King hunt?
19. What is the recruitment process for the Thieves' Guild?
20. The Mage's Guild yearns for the day when the ban on powerful magic is lifted from the Kingdom. Besides children's parties, how can they demonstrate magic is safe for everyday use?
Nine to Nine
21. What modification(s) would you make to the Nap Box?
22. What makes Amber go "Wheeeeee!"?
23. What tech support question would you ask Jan to test his sanity?
24. What test would you give Wolf to question his sanity?
25. Best and worst venues for Steph to transform into were-Steph?
26. Phil gives workout advice. What are they?
27. Shiera's 12-step stress management program, condensed into 1 step. What does she do?
28. Give Fina some job search and interview tips!
29. What things should Andrea say besides "Squeak" and "Meep"?
30. What's in Jessie's super secret sketchbook?
31. What's in Tor's secret box of goodies that no-one was allowed to touch during the house move?
32. Best or worst bands Phil has auditioned for? (Name and genre of music)
33. Is there life after Tetris level 999? Suggest some new (competitive) hobbies for the Wolf sisters.
34. Who received a strange present for Christmas or their birthday, and what was it?
35. Give Cheryl advice to boost the morale of her co-workers (Jan and Jessie).
36. Outtakes from the S&S U-tube show. Who screwed up, and what happened?
37. It's "Bring your ________ to work day". What brought what to work?
38. Someone receives a lucky draw $200 cash voucher at the supermarket checkout that they can't possibly use. What was it for?
39. Give Jessie relationship advice that she will 100% misinterpret.
40. Bad timing: Who walked in on who doing what?
I hope that's enough to get some ideas going ^^ Looking forward to all the silly things I'll have to draw!
Let's try something a little different. What if I provided prompts and you answered with things I can draw? (Sort of like the old "Reader contests".) Answer any or all! Be sure to include the number(s) of the prompt(s) you're responding to.
Swords and Sausages
Swords and Sausages will be transitioning to a "world building" theme for book 3. What are you curious about in the S&S world? Respond with things I can draw as back stories, character interactions, and/or the usual hijinks.
1. In light of the recent drama, the Queen declares a week of festivities to pacify the residents of Vale Valley. What goes well, and what goes poorly?
2. The four adventurers (Garrett, Red, Cless, and Terese) find a job board. What interests them? (Individually or as a group)
3. Give Silver and Kiela advice for controlling a confused, clumsy, feral Tor.
4. Vale Valley has some... unique cuisine. Some say it's an acquired taste. What's on the menu?
5. The gator alchemist, Warrick, mixes a "love potion" with some rather peculiar side effects. What happens?
6. The King's disposition has subtly changed after being transformed back from a rabbit. How so?
7. The castle was never the same after the Bun-plosion. What new feature got added during the repairs?
8. The Captain of the Guard is a fierce commander. How does she punish insubordination?
9. The kingdoms of Redstone and Sevenshore have been at each other's necks for years. What was the seemingly inconsequential event that started the entire rift?
10. With the departure of Tor and Silver from Vale Valley, the Sheriff can now focus his attention on other pressing problems. What's on the to-do list?
11. What's a regular occurrence Vale Valley residents face in their every day lives, that generally does not happen elsewhere?
12. What's the biggest thing Silver would have gotten away with, if Tor weren't in the way?
13. What's the biggest thing Tor would have gotten away with, if Silver weren't in the way?
14. Name a get-rich-quick scheme that did not work out for Tor and Silver.
15. Kiela, Altaea, and Warrick became good friends during their years studying at the Magic Academy. What circumstance brought them together?
16. Convince the residents of Vale Valley they need to adopt a fire-breathing dragon.
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage. What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
18. The Captain had mentioned the King goes out on a hunt every now and then. What does the King hunt?
19. What is the recruitment process for the Thieves' Guild?
20. The Mage's Guild yearns for the day when the ban on powerful magic is lifted from the Kingdom. Besides children's parties, how can they demonstrate magic is safe for everyday use?
Nine to Nine
21. What modification(s) would you make to the Nap Box?
22. What makes Amber go "Wheeeeee!"?
23. What tech support question would you ask Jan to test his sanity?
24. What test would you give Wolf to question his sanity?
25. Best and worst venues for Steph to transform into were-Steph?
26. Phil gives workout advice. What are they?
27. Shiera's 12-step stress management program, condensed into 1 step. What does she do?
28. Give Fina some job search and interview tips!
29. What things should Andrea say besides "Squeak" and "Meep"?
30. What's in Jessie's super secret sketchbook?
31. What's in Tor's secret box of goodies that no-one was allowed to touch during the house move?
32. Best or worst bands Phil has auditioned for? (Name and genre of music)
33. Is there life after Tetris level 999? Suggest some new (competitive) hobbies for the Wolf sisters.
34. Who received a strange present for Christmas or their birthday, and what was it?
35. Give Cheryl advice to boost the morale of her co-workers (Jan and Jessie).
36. Outtakes from the S&S U-tube show. Who screwed up, and what happened?
37. It's "Bring your ________ to work day". What brought what to work?
38. Someone receives a lucky draw $200 cash voucher at the supermarket checkout that they can't possibly use. What was it for?
39. Give Jessie relationship advice that she will 100% misinterpret.
40. Bad timing: Who walked in on who doing what?
I hope that's enough to get some ideas going ^^ Looking forward to all the silly things I'll have to draw!
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17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage. What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
Barbershop quartet style singing. The locals couldn't understand the lyrics (context or language issues), but the songs were very catchy, and the 'barbarian' singers have very impressive baritone singing voices.
Barbershop quartet style singing. The locals couldn't understand the lyrics (context or language issues), but the songs were very catchy, and the 'barbarian' singers have very impressive baritone singing voices.
S&S
1. In light of the recent drama, the Queen declares a week of festivities to pacify the residents of Vale Valley. What goes well, and what goes poorly?
Everyone gets drinks, eventually some give drinks to the dragon/baby dragon and fireworks happen, which cause the barbarians to freak out and build a whole new fortress right outside the city.
2. The four adventurers (Garrett, Red, Cless, and Terese) find a job board. What interests them? (Individually or as a group)
There is apprently a green mask that can control dragons, see Hoard of the Dragon Queen D&D module for more details.
3. Give Silver and Kiela advice for controlling a confused, clumsy, feral Tor.
Distract him with fish, dangle some string for him to play with, let him nap, and make sure to change him back for mating season in 3 days!
4. Vale Valley has some... unique cuisine. Some say it's an acquired taste. What's on the menu?
They have frozen Bananas, banana pudding, carrot juice, fried carrots, Tomatoe wine made fresh from throwing it on people's faces, Bread.
5. The gator alchemist, Warrick, mixes a "love potion" with some rather peculiar side effects. What happens?
The person falls in love with the target as expected, but they threaten to unalive their lover, or unalive themself if they don't get feelings returned.
6. The King's disposition has subtly changed after being transformed back from a rabbit. How so?
He starts drinking carrot juice, eating carrots at meal time, and freaks out when he is served a roast rabbit at dinner.
7. The castle was never the same after the Bun-plosion. What new feature got added during the repairs?
The castle now has fans powered by rabbits, the wheat farms are now milling carrots and wheat thanks to bunny power!
9. The kingdoms of Redstone and Sevenshore have been at each other's necks for years. What was the seemingly inconsequential event that started the entire rift?
Redstonia had a lovely princess, a female tigress. Sevenshore had a handsome silver wolf man. They fell in love but their union would not work, because of politics.
They managed to elope and head toward the neutral nation of vale vally, leaving behind a fake kidnapping on the princess, and assassination of the prince.
Both sides still believe the other killed royality and has them locked in constant skirmishes. The two former royals can be the parents of either Tor or Silver :P
10. With the departure of Tor and Silver from Vale Valley, the Sheriff can now focus his attention on other pressing problems. What's on the to-do list?
The stink cabbage problem, he orders a way to turn it into a weapon, or find a way to get rid of it, which will likely make things worse as the plants keep capturing his men.
16. Convince the residents of Vale Valley they need to adopt a fire-breathing dragon.
That is not a question
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage.
What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
A panel with the barbarians talking normally, and everyone else speaking in meows, barks/squeeks.
They complain there hasn't been any action lately since the prophecy and they should have party they best way they know how, professional wrestling!
The barbs put on masks and start going at it in a ring with ropes around it, eventually other citizens get involved wearing masks of different species.
18. The Captain had mentioned the King goes out on a hunt every now and then. What does the King hunt?
He use to hunt rabbits, but now only boars (how the sausages get made), he'll never hurt another rabbit after living among them for awhile, learning of their passivist ways.
19. What is the recruitment process for the Thieves' Guild?
You must steal 1 gold nuggest, you must steal 1 small item, 1 large item, and lastly... Steal my heart. This is why it's nearly impossible to join.
20. The Mage's Guild yearns for the day when the ban on powerful magic is lifted from the Kingdom. Besides children's parties, how can they demonstrate magic is safe for everyday use?
They make magic torches that never go out, but people use them for cooking instead, they make a Jar that never runs out of water and the people use it to power a water wheel,
they develop a growth potion to be used on plants, but the king uses it to become more powerful. User friendly magic, requires friendly users...
1. In light of the recent drama, the Queen declares a week of festivities to pacify the residents of Vale Valley. What goes well, and what goes poorly?
Everyone gets drinks, eventually some give drinks to the dragon/baby dragon and fireworks happen, which cause the barbarians to freak out and build a whole new fortress right outside the city.
2. The four adventurers (Garrett, Red, Cless, and Terese) find a job board. What interests them? (Individually or as a group)
There is apprently a green mask that can control dragons, see Hoard of the Dragon Queen D&D module for more details.
3. Give Silver and Kiela advice for controlling a confused, clumsy, feral Tor.
Distract him with fish, dangle some string for him to play with, let him nap, and make sure to change him back for mating season in 3 days!
4. Vale Valley has some... unique cuisine. Some say it's an acquired taste. What's on the menu?
They have frozen Bananas, banana pudding, carrot juice, fried carrots, Tomatoe wine made fresh from throwing it on people's faces, Bread.
5. The gator alchemist, Warrick, mixes a "love potion" with some rather peculiar side effects. What happens?
The person falls in love with the target as expected, but they threaten to unalive their lover, or unalive themself if they don't get feelings returned.
6. The King's disposition has subtly changed after being transformed back from a rabbit. How so?
He starts drinking carrot juice, eating carrots at meal time, and freaks out when he is served a roast rabbit at dinner.
7. The castle was never the same after the Bun-plosion. What new feature got added during the repairs?
The castle now has fans powered by rabbits, the wheat farms are now milling carrots and wheat thanks to bunny power!
9. The kingdoms of Redstone and Sevenshore have been at each other's necks for years. What was the seemingly inconsequential event that started the entire rift?
Redstonia had a lovely princess, a female tigress. Sevenshore had a handsome silver wolf man. They fell in love but their union would not work, because of politics.
They managed to elope and head toward the neutral nation of vale vally, leaving behind a fake kidnapping on the princess, and assassination of the prince.
Both sides still believe the other killed royality and has them locked in constant skirmishes. The two former royals can be the parents of either Tor or Silver :P
10. With the departure of Tor and Silver from Vale Valley, the Sheriff can now focus his attention on other pressing problems. What's on the to-do list?
The stink cabbage problem, he orders a way to turn it into a weapon, or find a way to get rid of it, which will likely make things worse as the plants keep capturing his men.
16. Convince the residents of Vale Valley they need to adopt a fire-breathing dragon.
That is not a question
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage.
What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
A panel with the barbarians talking normally, and everyone else speaking in meows, barks/squeeks.
They complain there hasn't been any action lately since the prophecy and they should have party they best way they know how, professional wrestling!
The barbs put on masks and start going at it in a ring with ropes around it, eventually other citizens get involved wearing masks of different species.
18. The Captain had mentioned the King goes out on a hunt every now and then. What does the King hunt?
He use to hunt rabbits, but now only boars (how the sausages get made), he'll never hurt another rabbit after living among them for awhile, learning of their passivist ways.
19. What is the recruitment process for the Thieves' Guild?
You must steal 1 gold nuggest, you must steal 1 small item, 1 large item, and lastly... Steal my heart. This is why it's nearly impossible to join.
20. The Mage's Guild yearns for the day when the ban on powerful magic is lifted from the Kingdom. Besides children's parties, how can they demonstrate magic is safe for everyday use?
They make magic torches that never go out, but people use them for cooking instead, they make a Jar that never runs out of water and the people use it to power a water wheel,
they develop a growth potion to be used on plants, but the king uses it to become more powerful. User friendly magic, requires friendly users...
Right off the bat, 3 appeals to me. Assuming Tor retains at least some level of intelligence, I imagine there could be big opportunity for misunderstandings while trying to adjust. Silver and Kiela could attempt to train him, while Tor, still possessing some faculties, could find this somewhat insulting and "rebel" against their teachings. Him generally trying to adjust to his new form could also come with its own issues such as bathing, toilet "stuff", clothing, not to mention walking, sitting, etc. Some times may even arise that would require Tor to try and communicate with Silver and Kiela, which could lead to them misunderstanding and misinterpreting what he wants. Found something important? Tor can only yowl or pull at their clothing, which they might simply interpret as him being hungry, or "acting out". They may not even realise he still has some of his old intelligence/memories.
Additionally, Tor, in this new form, might find himself at odds with it. This form could come with ingrained instincts. Powerful urges could lead to him try hunting and/or mating. Tor instinctively trying to catch fish or climb a tree, only for him to regain his senses and realise he's in a pickle and require help could be entertaining.
Tor may also, at some point, take a liking to the extra attention he might get from Silver and Kiela, such as them trying to care for him, bathing him, feeding him, etc. He might start to get a bit full of himself, which could potentially lead to more training attempts.
Of course, there's also the question of do they leave him that way? Or seek help to turn him back? Perhaps they ask around the Kingdom for ways to turn him back, but find nothing (and in so doing open the door to show more of the world and its inhabitants and so forth). Perhaps in some old, dusty, long forgotten scrolls from before magic was banned, they might find mention of magic that was used to transform to and from a feral form. This clue may lead them to some distant land, with new stuff to add to the world.
In his feral form, could Tor possible have obtained the ability to communicate with other feral creatures?
Additionally, Tor, in this new form, might find himself at odds with it. This form could come with ingrained instincts. Powerful urges could lead to him try hunting and/or mating. Tor instinctively trying to catch fish or climb a tree, only for him to regain his senses and realise he's in a pickle and require help could be entertaining.
Tor may also, at some point, take a liking to the extra attention he might get from Silver and Kiela, such as them trying to care for him, bathing him, feeding him, etc. He might start to get a bit full of himself, which could potentially lead to more training attempts.
Of course, there's also the question of do they leave him that way? Or seek help to turn him back? Perhaps they ask around the Kingdom for ways to turn him back, but find nothing (and in so doing open the door to show more of the world and its inhabitants and so forth). Perhaps in some old, dusty, long forgotten scrolls from before magic was banned, they might find mention of magic that was used to transform to and from a feral form. This clue may lead them to some distant land, with new stuff to add to the world.
In his feral form, could Tor possible have obtained the ability to communicate with other feral creatures?
22. Amber riding on my tail like a train, similar to this pic: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30675502/
1. In light of the recent drama, the Queen declares a week of festivities to pacify the residents of Vale Valley. What goes well, and what goes poorly?
Most everything goes fairly smoothly. Indeed, it could be qualified as a great success except for that one unfortunate incident at the May Pole...
2. The four adventurers (Garrett, Red, Cless, and Terese) find a job board. What interests them? (Individually or as a group)
They’d be interested in being royal guards as a whole, though they could consider going on a quest for magic beans or such.
3. Give Silver and Kiela advice for controlling a confused, clumsy, feral Tor.
Food rewards and kind words for good behavior are always better than scolding. Depending on how much of his mind is left, he may not be able to associate angry words with a given deed anymore.
4. Vale Valley has some... unique cuisine. Some say it's an acquired taste. What's on the menu?
Exploding sheep gumbo. A burst of flavor in every bite!
5. The gator alchemist, Warrick, mixes a "love potion" with some rather peculiar side effects. What happens?
Anyone that has sex under its influence can mate with anything and produce hybrid offspring.
6. The King's disposition has subtly changed after being transformed back from a rabbit. How so?
He's become more compassionate and defensive of small, cute, woodland critters. This may expand to the point he basically turns into Snow White.
7. The castle was never the same after the Bun-plosion. What new feature got added during the repairs?
An emergency exit slide.
8. The Captain of the Guard is a fierce commander. How does she punish insubordination?
Depending on situation. For questioning an order with something she knows to be stupid during a non-lethal situation, she allows the person to go ahead and do it in front of everyone. Insubordination during battle is met with court marshal and, depending on severity, banishment or execution. Insubordination that turns out to be right is met with humility.
9. The kingdoms of Redstone and Sevenshore have been at each other's necks for years. What was the seemingly inconsequential event that started the entire rift?
After accidentally eating something bad, the king of Sevenshore proclaimed himself emperor of the continent. Before he recovered his senses, his overly eager generals went to war! Now he’s stuck in a war he doesn’t want.
10. With the departure of Tor and Silver from Vale Valley, the Sheriff can now focus his attention on other pressing problems. What's on the to-do list?
The new guards, who may no longer be loyal. Other criminals.
11. What's a regular occurrence Vale Valley residents face in their every day lives, that generally does not happen elsewhere?
Bird thieves and possessed potatoes.
12. What's the biggest thing Silver would have gotten away with, if Tor weren't in the way?
Becoming the leader of a band of barbarian brigands.
13. What's the biggest thing Tor would have gotten away with, if Silver weren't in the way?
Tor would have convinced the townfolk that the shed really was haunted if not forthose meddling kids—er—that meddling Silver.
14. Name a get-rich-quick scheme that did not work out for Tor and Silver.
Fortune telling without a license.
15. Kiela, Altaea, and Warrick became good friends during their years studying at the Magic Academy. What circumstance brought them together?
During alchemy class they were assigned a group project. After working with one another on a particularly hard assignment (and getting the best grade), they became fast friends.
16. Convince the residents of Vale Valley they need to adopt a fire-breathing dragon.
The dragon could protect the kingdom from invaders. It’d also be helpful in keeping the roads and walkways clear of snow in winter!
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage. What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
The equivalent of the Highland Games.
18. The Captain had mentioned the King goes out on a hunt every now and then. What does the King hunt?
Every year, on the same day, a unicorn trickster steals the king’s crown and he must hunt the unicorn in order to retrieve it. Crafting a new one won’t help, since it will magically disappear (as does anything like a crown or even hat) until the unicorn is hunted. The end of this hunt is always the same, with the crown (and other lost headgear) being found after the king has been suitably humiliated in the chase.
The reason this occurs is currently unknown, but research would reveal that the first king of Vale Valley made some kind of bargain with the unicorn and never fully fulfilled it. Until it is fulfilled the unicorn will continue to take the crown.
Rather than it looking odd to do only one hunting trip a year, the king has several, though he actually doesn’t hunt anything on any of the others.
19. What is the recruitment process for the Thieves' Guild?
1) Finding urchins or others down-on-their-luck 2) See whether or not they take a marshmallow now or wait an hour to take two. 3) Inflict punishments as seen here. 4) If they don't quit after that, they're in.
20. The Mage's Guild yearns for the day when the ban on powerful magic is lifted from the Kingdom. Besides children's parties, how can they demonstrate magic is safe for everyday use?
Magical inventions that are practical such as magic lights that go on and off as needed or magic heating and cooling systems. Healing spells, magic that increases crop yield (and doesn’t result in exploding crops), weather control, or similar.
Nine to Nine
21. What modification(s) would you make to the Nap Box?
Some form of manual override.
22. What makes Amber go "Wheeeeee!"?
Ferris wheels.
23. What tech support question would you ask Jan to test his sanity?
Where’s the ‘on’ button?
24. What test would you give Wolf to question his sanity?
Something related to M.C. Esher.
25. Best and worst venues for Steph to transform into were-Steph?
A werecritter convention. Best because folks are less likely to freak out. Worst because folks are more likely to mob her wanting to be bitten.
26. Phil gives workout advice. What are they?
Stretch before doing anything, then start running like Wolf’s about to test something on you.
27. Shiera's 12-step stress management program, condensed into 1 step. What does she do?
Breathe
28. Give Fina some job search and interview tips!
Never accept a job where the interviewer makes you wait without good cause. Always try to think of reasons you actually want the job; if you can’t (beyond ‘money’), it’s not a good idea to apply.
29. What things should Andrea say besides "Squeak" and "Meep"?
Blem
30. What's in Jessie's super secret sketchbook?
Very detailed nature sketches
31. What's in Tor's secret box of goodies that no-one was allowed to touch during the house move?
Double-chocolate brownies
32. Best or worst bands Phil has auditioned for? (Name and genre of music)
Best: Kitchen Sync (Glam Rock)
Worst: The Four Horsemen (Death Metal)
33. Is there life after Tetris level 999? Suggest some new (competitive) hobbies for the Wolf sisters.
Rubix cube with Sudoku markings speed competitions.
34. Who received a strange present for Christmas or their birthday, and what was it?
Steph. She got whatever made her a werewolf.
35. Give Cheryl advice to boost the morale of her co-workers (Jan and Jessie).
Imagine the worst that can happen. Then imagine the best that can happen. What will happen is something in-between.
36. Outtakes from the S&S U-tube show. Who screwed up, and what happened?
Kiela. She accidentally blurted a major spoiler!
37. It's "Bring your ________ to work day". What brought what to work?
The cat brought the canary.
38. Someone receives a lucky draw $200 cash voucher at the supermarket checkout that they can't possibly use. What was it for?
Discontinued candy.
39. Give Jessie relationship advice that she will 100% misinterpret.
Never keep secrets.
40. Bad timing: Who walked in on who doing what?
Wolf walked in on Phil undressing.
Most everything goes fairly smoothly. Indeed, it could be qualified as a great success except for that one unfortunate incident at the May Pole...
2. The four adventurers (Garrett, Red, Cless, and Terese) find a job board. What interests them? (Individually or as a group)
They’d be interested in being royal guards as a whole, though they could consider going on a quest for magic beans or such.
3. Give Silver and Kiela advice for controlling a confused, clumsy, feral Tor.
Food rewards and kind words for good behavior are always better than scolding. Depending on how much of his mind is left, he may not be able to associate angry words with a given deed anymore.
4. Vale Valley has some... unique cuisine. Some say it's an acquired taste. What's on the menu?
Exploding sheep gumbo. A burst of flavor in every bite!
5. The gator alchemist, Warrick, mixes a "love potion" with some rather peculiar side effects. What happens?
Anyone that has sex under its influence can mate with anything and produce hybrid offspring.
6. The King's disposition has subtly changed after being transformed back from a rabbit. How so?
He's become more compassionate and defensive of small, cute, woodland critters. This may expand to the point he basically turns into Snow White.
7. The castle was never the same after the Bun-plosion. What new feature got added during the repairs?
An emergency exit slide.
8. The Captain of the Guard is a fierce commander. How does she punish insubordination?
Depending on situation. For questioning an order with something she knows to be stupid during a non-lethal situation, she allows the person to go ahead and do it in front of everyone. Insubordination during battle is met with court marshal and, depending on severity, banishment or execution. Insubordination that turns out to be right is met with humility.
9. The kingdoms of Redstone and Sevenshore have been at each other's necks for years. What was the seemingly inconsequential event that started the entire rift?
After accidentally eating something bad, the king of Sevenshore proclaimed himself emperor of the continent. Before he recovered his senses, his overly eager generals went to war! Now he’s stuck in a war he doesn’t want.
10. With the departure of Tor and Silver from Vale Valley, the Sheriff can now focus his attention on other pressing problems. What's on the to-do list?
The new guards, who may no longer be loyal. Other criminals.
11. What's a regular occurrence Vale Valley residents face in their every day lives, that generally does not happen elsewhere?
Bird thieves and possessed potatoes.
12. What's the biggest thing Silver would have gotten away with, if Tor weren't in the way?
Becoming the leader of a band of barbarian brigands.
13. What's the biggest thing Tor would have gotten away with, if Silver weren't in the way?
Tor would have convinced the townfolk that the shed really was haunted if not for
14. Name a get-rich-quick scheme that did not work out for Tor and Silver.
Fortune telling without a license.
15. Kiela, Altaea, and Warrick became good friends during their years studying at the Magic Academy. What circumstance brought them together?
During alchemy class they were assigned a group project. After working with one another on a particularly hard assignment (and getting the best grade), they became fast friends.
16. Convince the residents of Vale Valley they need to adopt a fire-breathing dragon.
The dragon could protect the kingdom from invaders. It’d also be helpful in keeping the roads and walkways clear of snow in winter!
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage. What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
The equivalent of the Highland Games.
18. The Captain had mentioned the King goes out on a hunt every now and then. What does the King hunt?
Every year, on the same day, a unicorn trickster steals the king’s crown and he must hunt the unicorn in order to retrieve it. Crafting a new one won’t help, since it will magically disappear (as does anything like a crown or even hat) until the unicorn is hunted. The end of this hunt is always the same, with the crown (and other lost headgear) being found after the king has been suitably humiliated in the chase.
The reason this occurs is currently unknown, but research would reveal that the first king of Vale Valley made some kind of bargain with the unicorn and never fully fulfilled it. Until it is fulfilled the unicorn will continue to take the crown.
Rather than it looking odd to do only one hunting trip a year, the king has several, though he actually doesn’t hunt anything on any of the others.
19. What is the recruitment process for the Thieves' Guild?
1) Finding urchins or others down-on-their-luck 2) See whether or not they take a marshmallow now or wait an hour to take two. 3) Inflict punishments as seen here. 4) If they don't quit after that, they're in.
20. The Mage's Guild yearns for the day when the ban on powerful magic is lifted from the Kingdom. Besides children's parties, how can they demonstrate magic is safe for everyday use?
Magical inventions that are practical such as magic lights that go on and off as needed or magic heating and cooling systems. Healing spells, magic that increases crop yield (and doesn’t result in exploding crops), weather control, or similar.
Nine to Nine
21. What modification(s) would you make to the Nap Box?
Some form of manual override.
22. What makes Amber go "Wheeeeee!"?
Ferris wheels.
23. What tech support question would you ask Jan to test his sanity?
Where’s the ‘on’ button?
24. What test would you give Wolf to question his sanity?
Something related to M.C. Esher.
25. Best and worst venues for Steph to transform into were-Steph?
A werecritter convention. Best because folks are less likely to freak out. Worst because folks are more likely to mob her wanting to be bitten.
26. Phil gives workout advice. What are they?
Stretch before doing anything, then start running like Wolf’s about to test something on you.
27. Shiera's 12-step stress management program, condensed into 1 step. What does she do?
Breathe
28. Give Fina some job search and interview tips!
Never accept a job where the interviewer makes you wait without good cause. Always try to think of reasons you actually want the job; if you can’t (beyond ‘money’), it’s not a good idea to apply.
29. What things should Andrea say besides "Squeak" and "Meep"?
Blem
30. What's in Jessie's super secret sketchbook?
Very detailed nature sketches
31. What's in Tor's secret box of goodies that no-one was allowed to touch during the house move?
Double-chocolate brownies
32. Best or worst bands Phil has auditioned for? (Name and genre of music)
Best: Kitchen Sync (Glam Rock)
Worst: The Four Horsemen (Death Metal)
33. Is there life after Tetris level 999? Suggest some new (competitive) hobbies for the Wolf sisters.
Rubix cube with Sudoku markings speed competitions.
34. Who received a strange present for Christmas or their birthday, and what was it?
Steph. She got whatever made her a werewolf.
35. Give Cheryl advice to boost the morale of her co-workers (Jan and Jessie).
Imagine the worst that can happen. Then imagine the best that can happen. What will happen is something in-between.
36. Outtakes from the S&S U-tube show. Who screwed up, and what happened?
Kiela. She accidentally blurted a major spoiler!
37. It's "Bring your ________ to work day". What brought what to work?
The cat brought the canary.
38. Someone receives a lucky draw $200 cash voucher at the supermarket checkout that they can't possibly use. What was it for?
Discontinued candy.
39. Give Jessie relationship advice that she will 100% misinterpret.
Never keep secrets.
40. Bad timing: Who walked in on who doing what?
Wolf walked in on Phil undressing.
17. The kingdoms call them the barbarians simply because they speak a strange language and act in strange ways. In fact, the "barbarians" have a rich cultural heritage. What's a cultural activity they could introduce to the kingdoms?
The equivalent of the Highland Games.
Barbarian shinty. That would be a sight to see.
The equivalent of the Highland Games.
Barbarian shinty. That would be a sight to see.
1: The ale goes down well, Silver's topless dancing, less so.
2: Geralt (as white wolf) takes a day off and leaves them to hunt the Striga, most are happy at the big pay promised, but the same can't be said door the Leopard, he's baite.
3: Leave live carp lying around, they'll keep him away from things he shouldn't be releaving himself on (Andrea, wear a carp dress).
4: Cojons de Toro (Unless the bull wins).
5: Red heart spots grow all over your body.
6: He's left with buckteeth and an urge to eat all green (like Wallace in the Ardmann movie).
7: That tower is now made into a rabbit pen, for the children to play in.
8: A bowl of zucchini and (skunk) cabbage soup.
9: A teasing Vixen lauched her panties into the Redstone leaders face, the bluecloaks stole it (hey, two Italian cities fought over a bucket once).
10: Making up with the captain (then out).
11: Mutant rats that climb out of toilets.
12: A duet without accompaniment, or clothes.
13: Breaking every bone in his body.
14: Selling lemonade, first drink is free (made by Tor), second, all the money you have in your pockets for the antidote (made by Silver).
15: A love potion found the second two wake up in the first's with no memory of what happened the night before.
16: BBQing, rides, life insurance...
17: Bean cookoffs and farting contests.
18: Ferrets for stew.
19: They must steal a black raven statue.
20: More heros, not just rogues and theives now.
21: Speed dial to lawyer.
22: It's really just the wind going by her ears when she moves fast.
23: "HI! So my computer just blew up and am trying to find one cheap with black Friday sales. It needs to be able to run all Total War games since Rome, Tomb Raider, and Command and Conquer. It also needs to be able to translate 1#4=6&684/6568÷3589$23 into Tibetan and 1@2+35and905685÷4×6458&86^7(894/56)-245! FFFLLLOOOUUUMMBBB into Norwegian. Oh, and tell Amber she looks nice topless on her OnlyFurs account (
seroster's invention).
24: Gives binder of naughty Jessie pictures where she only wears bubble wrap.
25: Best: During date between wolf and Jessie (chaperone). Worst: At doctors office (gynecologist would be even worse still).
26: Have friends who don't think eating you is cannibalism, you'll learn to run fast that way.
27: Lie on the ground in agony, hoping Phil will return soon to help pick up her hamstrings.
28: Don't take it if the boss calls you "Honey," or the building is of Ill repute and is called "The naked lady" and Jessie stops there once in a while.
29: "Squeep!" and "Meeak!" as well as "Ttoorr!! What the bloody **** do you think you're doing with that chainsaw!?"
30: Pictures of Wolfram so naughty she grows warm thinking about them.
31: Things from the store Messie showed them to.
32: Worst: The Undead Boxcars (heavy metal)
Even worse: Gaping Chest Wound (hard rock), changed to Peaceful Country after the guy who gave the band its name was healed (now gospel).
33: Bundaberg gear duel: Who can go about their day in the most extremely skimpy without too much trouble (does Steph's current clothes count?).
34: Amber gave Wolf a Warhammer set with moving Tyrannids and cockroach killer, Jessie gave Andrea skimpy lingerie...While Tor and the rest watched.
35: Headdesk brain damage has her forget to dress, and she gives those in the top then percent a free sux-pack.
36: Andrea and Tor for not watching Jessie. I wont say what happened, but it sure looks like a male tiger now.
37: Jessica brought dildo collection (*ponders Cheryrl trying to eat one*), even one she bought in dildo! (A real town in Newfoundland)
38: Jan is not buying bra and panties and whatchimacallits, and the whatchimacallits are on sale!
39: Say what you think, speak your mind. But don't be lewd indecent or... Jessie are you even listening anymore?
40: Jan is rating peanut butter...and finds Wolf and Jessie tangled in wires.
Wow! It took over an hour to do that!
2: Geralt (as white wolf) takes a day off and leaves them to hunt the Striga, most are happy at the big pay promised, but the same can't be said door the Leopard, he's baite.
3: Leave live carp lying around, they'll keep him away from things he shouldn't be releaving himself on (Andrea, wear a carp dress).
4: Cojons de Toro (Unless the bull wins).
5: Red heart spots grow all over your body.
6: He's left with buckteeth and an urge to eat all green (like Wallace in the Ardmann movie).
7: That tower is now made into a rabbit pen, for the children to play in.
8: A bowl of zucchini and (skunk) cabbage soup.
9: A teasing Vixen lauched her panties into the Redstone leaders face, the bluecloaks stole it (hey, two Italian cities fought over a bucket once).
10: Making up with the captain (then out).
11: Mutant rats that climb out of toilets.
12: A duet without accompaniment, or clothes.
13: Breaking every bone in his body.
14: Selling lemonade, first drink is free (made by Tor), second, all the money you have in your pockets for the antidote (made by Silver).
15: A love potion found the second two wake up in the first's with no memory of what happened the night before.
16: BBQing, rides, life insurance...
17: Bean cookoffs and farting contests.
18: Ferrets for stew.
19: They must steal a black raven statue.
20: More heros, not just rogues and theives now.
21: Speed dial to lawyer.
22: It's really just the wind going by her ears when she moves fast.
23: "HI! So my computer just blew up and am trying to find one cheap with black Friday sales. It needs to be able to run all Total War games since Rome, Tomb Raider, and Command and Conquer. It also needs to be able to translate 1#4=6&684/6568÷3589$23 into Tibetan and 1@2+35and905685÷4×6458&86^7(894/56)-245! FFFLLLOOOUUUMMBBB into Norwegian. Oh, and tell Amber she looks nice topless on her OnlyFurs account (
seroster's invention).24: Gives binder of naughty Jessie pictures where she only wears bubble wrap.
25: Best: During date between wolf and Jessie (chaperone). Worst: At doctors office (gynecologist would be even worse still).
26: Have friends who don't think eating you is cannibalism, you'll learn to run fast that way.
27: Lie on the ground in agony, hoping Phil will return soon to help pick up her hamstrings.
28: Don't take it if the boss calls you "Honey," or the building is of Ill repute and is called "The naked lady" and Jessie stops there once in a while.
29: "Squeep!" and "Meeak!" as well as "Ttoorr!! What the bloody **** do you think you're doing with that chainsaw!?"
30: Pictures of Wolfram so naughty she grows warm thinking about them.
31: Things from the store Messie showed them to.
32: Worst: The Undead Boxcars (heavy metal)
Even worse: Gaping Chest Wound (hard rock), changed to Peaceful Country after the guy who gave the band its name was healed (now gospel).
33: Bundaberg gear duel: Who can go about their day in the most extremely skimpy without too much trouble (does Steph's current clothes count?).
34: Amber gave Wolf a Warhammer set with moving Tyrannids and cockroach killer, Jessie gave Andrea skimpy lingerie...While Tor and the rest watched.
35: Headdesk brain damage has her forget to dress, and she gives those in the top then percent a free sux-pack.
36: Andrea and Tor for not watching Jessie. I wont say what happened, but it sure looks like a male tiger now.
37: Jessica brought dildo collection (*ponders Cheryrl trying to eat one*), even one she bought in dildo! (A real town in Newfoundland)
38: Jan is not buying bra and panties and whatchimacallits, and the whatchimacallits are on sale!
39: Say what you think, speak your mind. But don't be lewd indecent or... Jessie are you even listening anymore?
40: Jan is rating peanut butter...and finds Wolf and Jessie tangled in wires.
Wow! It took over an hour to do that!
1. What goes well?
The Cheese-rolling races. Much fun to be had for all.
What goes poorly?
The Cheese-CATCHING event at the bottom of the hill.
2. A notice asking for people to stand watch over a group of monsters as they dig a new dungeon on the outskirts of the kingdom. (Opening next year. Pre-Book your dungeon raiding parties.)
3. Belly rubs.
4. The all-you-can-keep-down Sauerkraut buffet (For five coppers).
5. Drinking the love potion not only makes the imbiber fall in love with the person, but tends to make them a Dommy Top.
6. When his wife is asked that question, she just smiles contentedly.
7. Emergency Bun-pressure release channels.
8. She has them strip to their shorts and stand in the town square with a sign about their neck saying "I was insubordinate to my commanders".
9. The 10-year old Prince of Redstone put an inflated sheep's bladder under the cushion of the 10-year old princess of Sevenshore's chair at an important diplomatic function. After being embarrassed she punched the twerp in the eye and things were always a little tense afterwards.
10. Ironically... nothing earth-shattering. They were such a big part of his day little else really compared.
11. At high noon all the crows in the city caw three times. No one knows why but it's nice to have something to set your hour glass to.
12. Silver was mistaken for a serving girl and was handed a crate of expensive wines to bring upstairs for a high-class wine tasting, but before she could leave with the wine Tor was recognised as 'common' and then she was recognised as common and both were asked to leave.
13. Tor once tried to actually carry a safe out of a tavern, but tripped over Silver before he got to the door.
14. The creating and selling of counterfeit Haggas.
15. An ill-fated attempt to create a sport that involved flying brooms and magically animated balls. (Turns out being hit by such balls really hurts and hitting the ground from high up hurts worse.)
16. Create Kiln-like "Doghouses" for immature dragons that harness their fire to heat homes.
17. Rugby
18. Technically peasants, but his arrows are tipped with leather pads covered in brightly colored chalk powder so no one really gets hurt.
19. Step one... FIND the head offices of the thieves guild.
20. Create a process of gaining a license with a badge of operation proving the individual has been vetted by higher ups in knowing how to cast spells safely and effeciently.
The Cheese-rolling races. Much fun to be had for all.
What goes poorly?
The Cheese-CATCHING event at the bottom of the hill.
2. A notice asking for people to stand watch over a group of monsters as they dig a new dungeon on the outskirts of the kingdom. (Opening next year. Pre-Book your dungeon raiding parties.)
3. Belly rubs.
4. The all-you-can-keep-down Sauerkraut buffet (For five coppers).
5. Drinking the love potion not only makes the imbiber fall in love with the person, but tends to make them a Dommy Top.
6. When his wife is asked that question, she just smiles contentedly.
7. Emergency Bun-pressure release channels.
8. She has them strip to their shorts and stand in the town square with a sign about their neck saying "I was insubordinate to my commanders".
9. The 10-year old Prince of Redstone put an inflated sheep's bladder under the cushion of the 10-year old princess of Sevenshore's chair at an important diplomatic function. After being embarrassed she punched the twerp in the eye and things were always a little tense afterwards.
10. Ironically... nothing earth-shattering. They were such a big part of his day little else really compared.
11. At high noon all the crows in the city caw three times. No one knows why but it's nice to have something to set your hour glass to.
12. Silver was mistaken for a serving girl and was handed a crate of expensive wines to bring upstairs for a high-class wine tasting, but before she could leave with the wine Tor was recognised as 'common' and then she was recognised as common and both were asked to leave.
13. Tor once tried to actually carry a safe out of a tavern, but tripped over Silver before he got to the door.
14. The creating and selling of counterfeit Haggas.
15. An ill-fated attempt to create a sport that involved flying brooms and magically animated balls. (Turns out being hit by such balls really hurts and hitting the ground from high up hurts worse.)
16. Create Kiln-like "Doghouses" for immature dragons that harness their fire to heat homes.
17. Rugby
18. Technically peasants, but his arrows are tipped with leather pads covered in brightly colored chalk powder so no one really gets hurt.
19. Step one... FIND the head offices of the thieves guild.
20. Create a process of gaining a license with a badge of operation proving the individual has been vetted by higher ups in knowing how to cast spells safely and effeciently.
INCOMING TEXTWALL!!!
1. The sack race went well and there were only 2 people injured at the horse shoe throwing. What went wrong was the accident at the giant cheese fondue wich left an entire alley uninhabitable for weeks.
2. One of those classic "get rid of rats" quests at a local tavern. Turns out the rats are VERY big, VERY muscular and don´t want to leave.
3. Give him belly rubs, when he does something good. Hit him with the newspaper, when he did something bad.
4. The national dish is pickled skunk cabbage in rotfat. Pickled skunk cabbage is a meal, if you can even call it that, that´s usually only made, when a housewive lost a bet, seriously hates her husband or is in a state of mental derangement. It´s also left unopened in torture rooms and the most effectife torture device used in the country.
Rotfat is just jars filled with collected leftover fat of any kind in a jar, put in the most behind corner of the pantry to keep the rats away and left there for years of even generations.
Skunk cabbage in rotfat became the national dish, after a 5 year lasting crop failure were people have eaten up LITERALLY everything else, including one family their straw roof and some documented cases their own legs. Some were wise enough to choose starvation instead.
It finally was choosen as the national dish after people realized, that whatever disgusting things are growing in the kingdom, it is better than Skunk gabbage in rotfat.
5. The "love potion" was described as "causes attraction to people of the other gender". After drinking it, he became attracted to a washing lady just passing by like a magnet to steel. After 2 days of failing to get both of them separated, even 2 pulling horses couldn´d separate them, they both had to get married out of decency. The brides comment: "Meh. Could have been worse." The effect of the potion actually fanished after 4 month, but they haven´t told anyone yet.
6. He banned rabbit from the castle menu.
7. The queen used the opportunity and got some extra toilets, another guest room and a learning room for the prince and princess build in and expanded the library. Also for some reason the porcelain collection from her mother-in-law that was at the completly other side of the caste got destroyed and is now an embroidery room.
8. To be her companion and carrier at her next shopping tour. Even the most thickheaded men broke down after the 15th wallpaper store.
9. The ancient queens of both kingdoms were "heavily discussing" the flower arrangements of the wedding of a third queen wich ended in a fist fight that excalated into a full-blown war with thousands of death. It´s forgotten by time and burned libraries, who that third queen was.
10. Polishing his armor and going after the mysterious thieves that only steal underwear.
11. Because of all the skunk cabbage that´s growing everywhere regular cows in the kingdom are very gassy. Especially during winter, when people keep their windows closed to keep the warms inside, there is a barn exploding every other week. People have already started to feel nervous, when it doesn´t happen and see a bad omen in it.
12. The entire cake of a practice wedding.
13. The entire cake of a real wedding.
14. They both scratched every coin they had together and legally bought the exclusive using rights of the only well of a village. The villagers dissagreed with fire and pitchforks.
15. At one of the first potion lessons they were together in a working group. Someone put the wrong ingredient into the potion wish exploded and spilled all over them. The stuff was so incredibly sticky and stuck in their fur, that the teachers saw no other choice, but to give all three of them a full body shaving. Afterwards no-one else wanted to deal with the "bald-kids" who quickly grew from a community of convenience into very close friends
16. Better make him part of the family, than your enemy? Also I doubt someone would send his soldiers in a country that has dragons as pets.
17. The ceremony of horn decorating. Once a year, the day after the 5th full moon, the barbarians of a certain area come together in an open public place and split up in groups of 2 people. Usually friends. Now they have to decorate each others horns with ribbons, grinds and all other stuff to test how much they know the others preferences as a symbol of friendship. Most non-barbarians hate these ceremony, cause the barbarians tend to block all traffic in town with this ceremony.
The other is the new-years-head-bumping, where they all get drunk to the brim and bump their heads into each other till only one, or more often no-one, is left standing. There is no deep meaning into this, it´s just fun to end the old year with a big party and when you´re going to have a headache anyway, you can at least have the courage to make yourself a big one.
18. Nothing at all. It´s actually a lie so he can go to his secret shack in the wood to meditade, guarded by his soldiers who play cards while the king is meditating.
Wich is also a lie, since the king is secretly keeping children toys and fairy tail books in the shack. His father, the former king, wanted to "man his son up" and forced him to burn all his toys as a kid and never have any new. The plan totally failed as you can see.
What the king doesn´t know is, that everyone in the kingdom knows about his secret, including the queen who is just glad to have the man out of the house for a few hours.
The king actually DID hunt something one time. A duck somehow managed to sneak into the shack and suffocated on a tin soldier. It was a surprisingly delicious duck.
19. There is none. You either were "found on the street", or "fell from a wagon" and brought into the guild. When you go home, you´re out, when not, you´re in. The thieves guild has adopted a lot of orphans over it´s long lasting history and parents saying about their child "I need him to get stolen by a thief" means that they can´t find a babysitter.
20. Infinite pocket bags. Levitating heavy stuff. Maybe teleportation devises into far away cities. But first someone get those damn brooms into the sky.
21. A tiny radio that plays lullabies, a cup hoalder and a snack holder for M&Ms.
22. Lieing flat on an ironing board, arms stretched with a fan blowing in her face playing airplane.
23. Asking him if he tried "turning it off and on" again and see, if he become angry.
24. Ask him why the thorium in his bedside table is making these funny fizzing noises. When he starts running, it´s all the proof I need.
25. The anual werewolf-hunter-convention. It´s right next door of the vampire-hunter-convention.
26. "Put your tail in your pants, when you have to deal with an open fire." It´s an especially important advice for horses. Best example: One guy once tarred his own tail to a roof and was stuck there for a whole weekend.
27. Go into a soundproof room and scream from the top of her lungs.
28. Whrite lots of applications and send them online.
29. She could take a german lesson on do "Pieps" and "Fieps".
30. An NSFW artwork of a muscle wolf in the style of the sistine chapel.
31. His collection of smurf figurines.
32. "The Mehs". Genre: "I dunno. Music?"
"The killer stripes"Genre: Heavy metal. Phil had to quit, cause he was sick of disguising as a zebra.
33. Speedrun Harvest moon.
34. Wolf got a bunch of that failed contraceptives that allowed him to live.
35. Get a whip and show them that you know, how to use it.
36. In one scene Andrea was falling of a tree and supposed to be caught by the sheriff actor. But Tor distracted him and Andrea fell on the gravel path.
37. We don´t talk about that day. EVER!
38. It´s a discount coupon on a new laptop. The laptops price, even with the discount, is out of reach.
39. "Ask him what kind of movies he likes. That´s always a good ice breaker". The guy is literally blind.
40. Wolf on Jessie drawing the sistine chapel version from point 30 of him.
1. The sack race went well and there were only 2 people injured at the horse shoe throwing. What went wrong was the accident at the giant cheese fondue wich left an entire alley uninhabitable for weeks.
2. One of those classic "get rid of rats" quests at a local tavern. Turns out the rats are VERY big, VERY muscular and don´t want to leave.
3. Give him belly rubs, when he does something good. Hit him with the newspaper, when he did something bad.
4. The national dish is pickled skunk cabbage in rotfat. Pickled skunk cabbage is a meal, if you can even call it that, that´s usually only made, when a housewive lost a bet, seriously hates her husband or is in a state of mental derangement. It´s also left unopened in torture rooms and the most effectife torture device used in the country.
Rotfat is just jars filled with collected leftover fat of any kind in a jar, put in the most behind corner of the pantry to keep the rats away and left there for years of even generations.
Skunk cabbage in rotfat became the national dish, after a 5 year lasting crop failure were people have eaten up LITERALLY everything else, including one family their straw roof and some documented cases their own legs. Some were wise enough to choose starvation instead.
It finally was choosen as the national dish after people realized, that whatever disgusting things are growing in the kingdom, it is better than Skunk gabbage in rotfat.
5. The "love potion" was described as "causes attraction to people of the other gender". After drinking it, he became attracted to a washing lady just passing by like a magnet to steel. After 2 days of failing to get both of them separated, even 2 pulling horses couldn´d separate them, they both had to get married out of decency. The brides comment: "Meh. Could have been worse." The effect of the potion actually fanished after 4 month, but they haven´t told anyone yet.
6. He banned rabbit from the castle menu.
7. The queen used the opportunity and got some extra toilets, another guest room and a learning room for the prince and princess build in and expanded the library. Also for some reason the porcelain collection from her mother-in-law that was at the completly other side of the caste got destroyed and is now an embroidery room.
8. To be her companion and carrier at her next shopping tour. Even the most thickheaded men broke down after the 15th wallpaper store.
9. The ancient queens of both kingdoms were "heavily discussing" the flower arrangements of the wedding of a third queen wich ended in a fist fight that excalated into a full-blown war with thousands of death. It´s forgotten by time and burned libraries, who that third queen was.
10. Polishing his armor and going after the mysterious thieves that only steal underwear.
11. Because of all the skunk cabbage that´s growing everywhere regular cows in the kingdom are very gassy. Especially during winter, when people keep their windows closed to keep the warms inside, there is a barn exploding every other week. People have already started to feel nervous, when it doesn´t happen and see a bad omen in it.
12. The entire cake of a practice wedding.
13. The entire cake of a real wedding.
14. They both scratched every coin they had together and legally bought the exclusive using rights of the only well of a village. The villagers dissagreed with fire and pitchforks.
15. At one of the first potion lessons they were together in a working group. Someone put the wrong ingredient into the potion wish exploded and spilled all over them. The stuff was so incredibly sticky and stuck in their fur, that the teachers saw no other choice, but to give all three of them a full body shaving. Afterwards no-one else wanted to deal with the "bald-kids" who quickly grew from a community of convenience into very close friends
16. Better make him part of the family, than your enemy? Also I doubt someone would send his soldiers in a country that has dragons as pets.
17. The ceremony of horn decorating. Once a year, the day after the 5th full moon, the barbarians of a certain area come together in an open public place and split up in groups of 2 people. Usually friends. Now they have to decorate each others horns with ribbons, grinds and all other stuff to test how much they know the others preferences as a symbol of friendship. Most non-barbarians hate these ceremony, cause the barbarians tend to block all traffic in town with this ceremony.
The other is the new-years-head-bumping, where they all get drunk to the brim and bump their heads into each other till only one, or more often no-one, is left standing. There is no deep meaning into this, it´s just fun to end the old year with a big party and when you´re going to have a headache anyway, you can at least have the courage to make yourself a big one.
18. Nothing at all. It´s actually a lie so he can go to his secret shack in the wood to meditade, guarded by his soldiers who play cards while the king is meditating.
Wich is also a lie, since the king is secretly keeping children toys and fairy tail books in the shack. His father, the former king, wanted to "man his son up" and forced him to burn all his toys as a kid and never have any new. The plan totally failed as you can see.
What the king doesn´t know is, that everyone in the kingdom knows about his secret, including the queen who is just glad to have the man out of the house for a few hours.
The king actually DID hunt something one time. A duck somehow managed to sneak into the shack and suffocated on a tin soldier. It was a surprisingly delicious duck.
19. There is none. You either were "found on the street", or "fell from a wagon" and brought into the guild. When you go home, you´re out, when not, you´re in. The thieves guild has adopted a lot of orphans over it´s long lasting history and parents saying about their child "I need him to get stolen by a thief" means that they can´t find a babysitter.
20. Infinite pocket bags. Levitating heavy stuff. Maybe teleportation devises into far away cities. But first someone get those damn brooms into the sky.
21. A tiny radio that plays lullabies, a cup hoalder and a snack holder for M&Ms.
22. Lieing flat on an ironing board, arms stretched with a fan blowing in her face playing airplane.
23. Asking him if he tried "turning it off and on" again and see, if he become angry.
24. Ask him why the thorium in his bedside table is making these funny fizzing noises. When he starts running, it´s all the proof I need.
25. The anual werewolf-hunter-convention. It´s right next door of the vampire-hunter-convention.
26. "Put your tail in your pants, when you have to deal with an open fire." It´s an especially important advice for horses. Best example: One guy once tarred his own tail to a roof and was stuck there for a whole weekend.
27. Go into a soundproof room and scream from the top of her lungs.
28. Whrite lots of applications and send them online.
29. She could take a german lesson on do "Pieps" and "Fieps".
30. An NSFW artwork of a muscle wolf in the style of the sistine chapel.
31. His collection of smurf figurines.
32. "The Mehs". Genre: "I dunno. Music?"
"The killer stripes"Genre: Heavy metal. Phil had to quit, cause he was sick of disguising as a zebra.
33. Speedrun Harvest moon.
34. Wolf got a bunch of that failed contraceptives that allowed him to live.
35. Get a whip and show them that you know, how to use it.
36. In one scene Andrea was falling of a tree and supposed to be caught by the sheriff actor. But Tor distracted him and Andrea fell on the gravel path.
37. We don´t talk about that day. EVER!
38. It´s a discount coupon on a new laptop. The laptops price, even with the discount, is out of reach.
39. "Ask him what kind of movies he likes. That´s always a good ice breaker". The guy is literally blind.
40. Wolf on Jessie drawing the sistine chapel version from point 30 of him.
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