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How To Summon Spirits (Simple 5-Step Process):

Step 1: Find an empty 13x13 ft space (preferably a garage or basement) to conduct the ritual.
Step 2: Use any kind of paint to mark a pentagram circle on the centermost area of the room. Lines do not have to be straight, but make sure they are fully connected and intersecting. After having drawn the correct shape, turn off the lights and close any doors or windows leading outside of the room.
Step 3: Take two candles and two incense sticks and light them aflame. The candles should be placed on opposite points of the circle and the incense sticks should be waved around for up to four minutes to create a safeguard for more malicious spirits.
Step 4: Once you have finished steps 1-3, position yourself in the middle of the pentagram and wait. The ritual will have begun if the candles' flames have turned a brilliant blue and they have started levitating off the ground.
Step 5: The spirits have entered your house and you're on your own. Good luck!