look at me shine.
1 -So if i ever went to a deserted island i would bring jesus's love with me!
2 - Why not just bring a bucket of you're own shit to drown in? just about as useful.
3 - because he would answer all my prayers and lead me to food and shelter.
4 - I'd bring a bagged lunch.

we where discussing this in class and this stupid preppy kid was saying all this, couldn't help but reply :")