U: "I don't need you, I'm my own Unicorse!" *jumps of Bandit's hand*
U: "I'm free! ...Uh a little help?"
B: "You said you were your own Unicorse?"
U: "Just put me somewhere, then I'm my own Unicorse"
B: "Where do you want me to put you?"
U: "On the bed. Where else?"
B: *looks at the toilet/dunny*
U: "OK put me on the bed"
B: "What's the magic word?"
U: "Ugh. Put me on the bed pa-lease"
B: *places Unicorse on the bed, facing corner*

Someone suggested the Heeler family visit Equestria; Bandit is in some serious trouble, because he made fun of unicorns. Unicorse ruins the whole apology.
So here they are in the slammer, Unicorse is still being a troublemaker, Bandit is so close to decking him.

Bandit Heeler and Unicorse from Bluey

U: "Hey Bandit, check out my sweet tattoo" (everything that's yours is now mine)