Okay so, I got bored today and decided to whip this up. Sorry if it's too wordy or I described things too much. I tried to do it where it describes from Alter's view first, then what he sees later. Also I made a dirty version where he REALLY explores himself >=)
If anyone wants I'll post it.

It's sometime later in Alter's story, but it's told in past tense because the whole story is Alter talking about it at the end of the story. If there is tense errors, sorry about it, I have a hard time distinguishing what word to use that sounds right.

Anywho, at this point he's gotten bored and decided to try Earth's food for the first time. He knows it's good, but just people on his planet warned him not to eat it for unknown reasons.
After he tries it, and sees nothing bad happens, he decides to have an all night binge where he eats as much as he can and then some.

This part, as the title implies, is the first time he gets fat. Obviously there will be male wg and some discussion about asses of a massive nature. If you don't wanna hear it don't read *everyone leaves*......dammit.


Well here it is