Oh boy a story in the description, what could it possibly be like!?

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Emberflame approached the parking lot of a local supermarket with concerning intent. Today was the day. As people honked thier horns frustratedly behind her as she walked up in the lane, all that was on her mind was one particular thing.

The employees inside Generic Mart(tm pending) had no idea what was coming to them. It all started when the electronic doors were knocked down by the appearance of a larger than life multi tailed fox. The store manager braced himself for what was to come.

"Oops, didn't mean to go that hard." Emberflame apologized before just making the doors unbreakable and stand up to resume functioning as normal. It just worked™.

Emberflame went to an employee with a big smile, ignoring the concern on thier face.

"Hi! Which aisle is bread?"

The employee shook violently before stuttering out "aisle 5, ma'am."

Emberflame gave them a big slurp to the face. "Thanks!"

Leaving the soaked employee, Emberflame knocked multiple end caps and stands over with her tails and mass. She'd fix it later, probably.

Aisle five. Peanut butter, jelly, other stuff. Most importantly, bread.

Emberflame summoned a cart into existence in front of her and pushed it with her forepaws, pausing only in front of the holy grail she sought.

Wonder bread.
Without missing a step she swept her tails across the shelves and confiscated all the wonder bread and shaking it out into her cart. Naught a single loaf remained, nor did the shelves survive.

With her hoard gathered, Emberflame knocked over several fridges as she did a 180 turn and headed back to the front. Other shoppers scrambled out of her way as she ignored self checkout. The cashiers looked on in horror.

Seeing someone standing in front of her, Emberflame picked them up, set them aside, aand then going so far forward with her cart she yeeted the other cart in front of her out the door. Oops.

The cashier looked on as she debated quitting on the spot. Minimum wage wasn't worth this!

Emberflame smiled and offered one wonder bread to scan repeatedly.

The store manager walked over, sensing danger if the cashier lost her nerve.

"Hello ma'am, how much are you buying exactly?"

"All of it!" Ember replied happily.

"Err, how much?"

"All that was left on the shelf."

"I see... cash or card?"

"Cash!" Ember shook her tails until a giant pile of nickels fell out. Onlookers stared. There was no policy against counting nickels instead of pennies.

"Wait, that's not right" Ember swished her tails and made the pile disappear. Another shake and a bar of solid gold fell out. Emberflame placed it on the register. "That should cover it! Keep the tip too."

Everyone was bamboozled. What.
The manager just scanned the bar code a few times, threw his hands up, and said "thank you, have a wonderful day."

"You too!"

Emberflame pushed the cart outside as her body entirely demolished the exit from sheer size. Wonder bread get!

Now she had to finish the ancient pacification ritual of the Uncasamican god of capitalism.

Emberflame placed a circle of 100 hundred dollar bills around the cart, added the bank account details of several corporate executives, and finished by adding a ton of coal for extra pollution.

Emberflame then lit the entire assembly on fire as smog filled the skies. All of it must burn to earn his favor. By this ritual would his wealthiness be calmed. His hordes of environmental polluting super wealthy woman that buy wonder bread would be disrupted. With no wonder bread available for some time, the cycle would be broken until HE rose again to demand tribute.

A job well done all and all.

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Art by  BagelButtz