Drew this at work on a little Cardboard divider that we use to keep parts separate in their boxes. I used some random blue ball point pen that was laying around.

Actually there is a bit of an interesting story with this too. Which could be considered a mini rant I guess.

I work in a CNC machine shop, mostly men that work there, but a few women as well. As in any place like that you can expect to see pictures of girls in bikinis and such hanging everywhere, which is great to me. Well, a co-worker who is my senior there (and actually the one responsible for my training) decided he was going to hang a phonographic picture on the side of the machine I usually operate , just out of the sight of anyone walking by but readily viewable to anyone to takes two steps next to the machine. I'm not talking playboy classy porno ether, I mean like hustler, chick spread eagle splitting her lips with her fingers. Well, as soon as showed it to me, I warned him. I'm pretty sure its not even legal to have that stuff in a public area, let alone within the rules for the shop. And if the wrong person was to see it, (IE the shop owner who frequently brings customers over to my machine to show off our equipment) regardless if I was the one to put it up or not, I'd most certainly be fired on the spot. Not to mention, though I like porn just as much as the next guy, I don't want to have to see it all damn day. Well he "assured" me that no one would see it, that it wouldn't get me in trouble, and told me to leave it alone.
Ten minutes later, the owner comes over to show off the machine, with some elderly guy, standing not 6 inches out of sight of this picture. As soon as they walked away I yanked that picture down, and being the nice guy I try to be, simply hid it behind another picture instead of doing what I should have, and thrown it away. Well, the senior employee noticed, chewed me out for taking it down, threatened to beat me up, and called me a faggot for not wanting to stare at snatch all day long, then hung it right back up.

Part two of this story is that, since I had recently quit smoking, I have taken to drawing little drawings like this one during my break times to occupy that time. And when I finish them, I hang them up on the board behind me being that my art is literally the one thing left in my miserable little existence that I have to be proud of anymore.

Well this same guy had the nerve, after doing things that technically I could probably sue the shop for, to tell me that my drawings where an eyesore and that it was making the whole shop look bad. Granted I was already well aware that he was a complete and utter ass pimple 95% of the time. But at some point you have to stop and listen to what you're saying. I informed him that he was a retarded dick wart, but with people like that, there isn't much you can do except enjoy little fantasies about forcibly stuffing their head up their own ass.

Enjoy the dragon