A Maniacal Mousie Song to Make a Harengon Blush
Inspired by 'Tebol in the Land of Worden' by Sir-Wales...
https://www.deviantart.com/sir-wale.....SBHM-978510919
...which, in turn, had drawn inspirado from my own bloated bunny mythos. Harengons will insist that they're not rabbits, but they look rabbit-like (or hare-like) enough that everyone wants to capture one as a pet and fatten them up into a bloated blubber blob just like with us regular bunnies. As a wiser fella than muhself used to say, "It's a gift...and a curse."
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Btw, if that story or this song made you blush, then you'll turn into a Harengon, then it'll happen to you for real! };3
Note: The actual song is a little bit longer.
Update #1: Changed "Be our pet! Be our pet! Be our pet!" to "Be our pet! Be our bloated helpless hare!"
Update #2: Removed two commas from the prologue.
https://www.deviantart.com/sir-wale.....SBHM-978510919
...which, in turn, had drawn inspirado from my own bloated bunny mythos. Harengons will insist that they're not rabbits, but they look rabbit-like (or hare-like) enough that everyone wants to capture one as a pet and fatten them up into a bloated blubber blob just like with us regular bunnies. As a wiser fella than muhself used to say, "It's a gift...and a curse."
o/////~/////o
Btw, if that story or this song made you blush, then you'll turn into a Harengon, then it'll happen to you for real! };3
Note: The actual song is a little bit longer.
Update #1: Changed "Be our pet! Be our pet! Be our pet!" to "Be our pet! Be our bloated helpless hare!"
Update #2: Removed two commas from the prologue.
Category Poetry / Inflation
Species Rabbit / Hare
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 4.4 kB
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