Totally for serious guys, like, he's like, my new sparkle dog. He's totally original, just like me and my friends.
He only listens to good music, liek Justin Beiber and Owl City, and like, he has such cute hair just like how I want it... and like, He has two tails, like, one for hate and one for love, cuz he just wants to be loved.
And he like, has a muzzle cuz the world doesnt care about what he has to say, he's so like, heartbroken like me. It's so unfair.
And he's like so anorexically skinny like how i wanna be, and i wish i was pale white. I am so original.
He's bi just like me but i only like guys more. My parents say its just a phase but liek they dont get me
He has piercings everywhere like how i want except my parents dont get me so they wont let me get any. like, not even on my bellybutton. its so unfair.











LOL.