"Welcome to Guild Eterna, the most polarising Guild out there. Why? Well, see: This guild was founded by two of the most well-known Guild Graduates out there, the duo who saved the world twice over. Team HARMONIUM founded this Guild, and they did it with pride. This guild has gone on to do many things, including saving the world a third time from an apocalypse event. Since then, they've calmed down a bit, but have still taken on to making sure they do the most for this world... Though, this doesn't mean all members are perfect. See, some of these people have... Tendencies."

Cut to Charm fucking her clients

"They have... Needs."

Cut to Spark and Aura kissing

"They have wants."

Cut to Bastian getting sucked off behind his desk

"They have these animalistic urges. Not just lust, but-"

Cut to Bastian brutalising Distortion Pokémon

"Wrath. Violence. They all have issues. They've all been brewing and bubbling for years, and they're so, unbearably close to boiling over, like a pot on a stove left just too long. They're imperfect, but the public wouldn't know that, right? So, what do you think would happen if people began to find out?... What do you think would happen if the mask slipped? What do you think would happen... If they began to fall?"