Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful'
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees
Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful'
You take your skinny girls
Feel like I'm gonna die
Cos a real woman
Needs a real man is why
You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lotta woman
Needs a whole lot more
(Big Girl (You Are Beautiful), Mika) Aka, Mallory's themesong
I have a severe guilty conscious.
Enough to the point where I felt bad that I'd only drawn porn of this chick thus far, when she's been dancing in my head for about a month now.
So here she is with a proper character reference meet-
Mallory Webster
(GET IT OMG THE DUCK JOKES NEVER END HOW ORIGINAL)
height: 5'9''
Age: 23
Species: Duck
Breed: Mallard
Personality:
Bubbly, fun, exuberant. Mallory is a social butterfly at heart with no hindrances towards anyone of diversity. She'll tell it like it is with a sweet little "quack",then go on about her day.
She's the kind of chick that INSISTS on buying you lunch regardless of if she's got 14 bucks or 40 because she manages money POORLY. Blows her paychecks on things like cd's, blankets, pumpernickel bread, tai food and banzai plants because comfort and fung shui (sp) are big things for her. Mallory loves being academic, has no tact for studying, yet somehow manages to pass and credits it solely on being able to communicate well with her teachers. She's at least got a degree in social working but gave it up because of her lack of emotional/mental connection with people in bad situations.
She loves to blog despite the fact that no one seems to follow it and duck stereotypes be damned, she is AWFUL with children no matter her best attempts.
She works for a water treatment facility around Lake Toho, FL and meets Arrow when he accidentally kayaks into a protected conservancy without a pass (I was going to make her a swimming counselor at the same camp as Candace, but I was like "That's just wrong to be fucking in a camp for the Disabled").
She was also inspired by many of the women I come across here on FA that are SO confident about their bodies like
mrsred and
booboobunnygirl <3 <3 <3 I think that's sexy!
BIG GIRLS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL <3
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful'
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees
Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful'
You take your skinny girls
Feel like I'm gonna die
Cos a real woman
Needs a real man is why
You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lotta woman
Needs a whole lot more
(Big Girl (You Are Beautiful), Mika) Aka, Mallory's themesong
I have a severe guilty conscious.
Enough to the point where I felt bad that I'd only drawn porn of this chick thus far, when she's been dancing in my head for about a month now.
So here she is with a proper character reference meet-
Mallory Webster
(GET IT OMG THE DUCK JOKES NEVER END HOW ORIGINAL)
height: 5'9''
Age: 23
Species: Duck
Breed: Mallard
Personality:
Bubbly, fun, exuberant. Mallory is a social butterfly at heart with no hindrances towards anyone of diversity. She'll tell it like it is with a sweet little "quack",then go on about her day.
She's the kind of chick that INSISTS on buying you lunch regardless of if she's got 14 bucks or 40 because she manages money POORLY. Blows her paychecks on things like cd's, blankets, pumpernickel bread, tai food and banzai plants because comfort and fung shui (sp) are big things for her. Mallory loves being academic, has no tact for studying, yet somehow manages to pass and credits it solely on being able to communicate well with her teachers. She's at least got a degree in social working but gave it up because of her lack of emotional/mental connection with people in bad situations.
She loves to blog despite the fact that no one seems to follow it and duck stereotypes be damned, she is AWFUL with children no matter her best attempts.
She works for a water treatment facility around Lake Toho, FL and meets Arrow when he accidentally kayaks into a protected conservancy without a pass (I was going to make her a swimming counselor at the same camp as Candace, but I was like "That's just wrong to be fucking in a camp for the Disabled").
She was also inspired by many of the women I come across here on FA that are SO confident about their bodies like
mrsred and
booboobunnygirl <3 <3 <3 I think that's sexy!BIG GIRLS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL <3
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Avian (Other)
Size 339 x 353px
File Size 23.4 kB
Wellll, in many cases, from what I understand, some birds have bright plumage to draw focus from predators onto themselves, to give the nest-watcher of the pair a chance to remain unseen, with their feathers being more dull in coloration. (I Nerd, I nerd so hard)
BUT, obvious facts aside <_<
BUT, obvious facts aside <_<
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