The adventurer marched into the Dragon's lair. With sword in one hand and shield in the other, they were prepared to face the horrible, blue-scaled drake and end her rein of terror.

But instead of seeing a creature of terrifying might, he saw the giant reptile leaning over a lush bed - it sure did look nice and soft, obviously big enough to hold her hulking frame. Her scales were clad in...clothes? In fact, they were draped in white lace.

"Oh? It seems you've finally arrived." The Blue Dragon said with a smirk. "It seems you saw my little invitation."

Confused, the adventurer pulled out the job from the bulletin board.

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Upon closer examination, the adventurer can see that the writing is rather crude. Worse than a child's handwriting even. The adventurer can now see that the notice didn't read "slay" the dragon, but to "lay" the dragon, with the 's' being a smudge!

"Sorry for my handwriting, I don't have a lot of practice to write in common..."