If my constant comments ever get on your nerves, just let me know. I have nothing to do with my life, so I sit around and refresh FA and talk to people.

This is similar to the face my wife makes when she over cooks her toast.

I like chatting!

I should be sleeping, but now I dont' want to stop until I can clean out my main page XD


burnt toast is no good D:

You have an insane amount of Vorel pics! How long have you been collecting them?

Uh... snap, lemme check.



Since 9 months ago XD

:O!!! I've been in the furry scene for 12 years, and I have like three pics of my character. XD

But remember: 90% of them were freebies.

People don't like me. I don't get freebies... well, you did one for me. XD

I just lurk.

Because I have a habit of just refreshing FA all night, because I watch 350+ artists who all like to upload, I catch freebie journals quickly. Sometimes I'm lucky and they're just like "That's a cool character! I'll pick it!" and I luck out. Sometimes i catch Kiribans. Sometimes, people are just nice and I happen to be in the right place at the right time.

And sometimes I get free art for promoting other artists XD


You and Fox are literally the only people I talk to on the internet, so it isn't because they like me XD

The list of people on my FA are about my list of friends in general. I have no real life friends. XD ...I've got bad social anxiety, so I don't get out much.

I have a few real life friends. They all started out as fox's XD


I don't hang out with anyone unless he's there, and I only talk to people from my past online because I'm too afraid to see them again in person.


Like my friend Sam. he lives in another state, we're online friends. have been for like four years. He kicks ass! but if we ever hung out, I'd just clam up, look at my feet, and grunt noncommittally.


Or Kala. she was my best friend in high school, and we had a blast. but I'm married, she's on/off with William again, and, like, when we hang out I feel weird because I want to talk about nerd things and she wants to talk about romance books and twilight... The day she handed me twilight and said "oh my god, jess, this is excellent, you have to read it!" I felt my heart break D: I was like, NOOO! YOUR STANDARDS! 'cause i read it and it was terrible <.<

Or Devon. he hung out with kala and I, and we all had a hella good time in Theater. He's a super-celebrated local poet/actor, and I'm an unemployed dropout. I'm too embarrassed to hang with one of my formerly closest friends.


I'm so socially weird. XD

One of my highschool friends is a famous wine taster now. He runs a fancy restaurant in Pennsylvania. I've actually lost touch with all the rest of my friends, but I bet I'm the only reclusive anti-social one with no job. I also really hate myself, so I have no confidence and am terrified everyone I meet will hate me. I also wont answer the phone, or the door if someone knocks.

This conversation has taken a turn for the bleak. :/

Oh. my. god.


HEATH. WE CAN HAVE SELF LOATHING PARTIES TOGETHER!


Quick. I'll grab the Sad-hats! You get the noisemakers that sound like hating! :D

The black song of my soul is the only musical accompaniment I need for my terrible misery.

;)

Well, jolly good!

I prefer the sound of Beholder tears.


Nothing is sadder than seeing so many eyes weep at once!

Right before your brains are melted. That is sad. ...and it smells awful.

Yeah... growl, grrrr, snarl.... here's your morning mud.

*hand you coffee*