"He looks...calm, finally," said ASH CATCH THEM, stroking RESHIRAM's pale brow as he languished on the hoary hospital bed. "Peaceful."MISTY blinked back tears that burned her large anime-style eyes like a Magmar's flaming turds.

"NURSE JOY said that at this point he probably doesn't feel any pain." She adjusted the twisted bedsheet over his weird exposed feather weiner.

"PIKA PIKA PIKA" pika'd PIKACHU. "PIKA PIKA" he pika'd once more.

"That's pretty funny," ASH CATCH THEM rebuked. "But let's wait until he's dead first."