This is so cute, I love it!

Only one way to eat noodles - Twirl them up into a big clump with a fork, then shove it into your mouth like you're trying to eat a baseball, all the while mantling over the bowl like a jealous hawk so all the drips miss your shirt. Or, I should say, *almost* all the drips. There's always one that finds cloth. Eating this way looks ugly, and everyone else in the restaurant will probably avert their eyes and lose their appetites, but at least you won't advertise what you had for lunch throughout the whole rest of the day. Especially important when your boss always invites you to come with him to department meetings with *his* boss, and those meetings are *always* after lunchtime.

Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything...

Or you pick up the bowl in one hand and manipulate with the other.
Noodle bowls have ridges on the base to allow you to hold it even when hot.

Aw heck - I've never thought to look. There is hope for the next meeting day!

BTW your twitter link leads to a suspended account

That would be because I was suspended for seemingly no reason. I'm still hoping to get it back eventually, but in the meantime, I have a secondary one here: https://twitter.com/Bakustilldraws