You've been phished, Violante...
Category Story / Comics
Species Hyena
Size 800 x 999px
File Size 189 kB
Yeah, be all things considered, she is third in line for the throne.. Not Even a Dagger? Lots of lower ranking Guyennas and Hyenas go around armed openly.. Is she really that unconcerned.. But yes, if she was killed by a Lion or anyone else Z (except by her Mother or Grandmothers Order) there would be hell to pay even with her current status vengeance would be a Must!!
An unarmed Hyena? That don't make no sense! Don Cordon-Bleu may find himself split stem to stern...
50+ years ago, our parents took us to a wholesale meat packing plant. With four growing kids, they would buy a quarter of a cow and freeze it. Mom selected a fresh carcass she liked and asked to have it butchered. The butcher was a smart-@$$ and asked if she'd care to split it herself. She didn't flinch. She chose a knife but rejected it after testing it on her thumbnail. She found another she liked and gently drew it down the center line of the former steer. The butcher laughed but mom asked him for a big meat axe. Almost 5'0", she whacked along the cut she had made and split it with her bare hands.
"Where'd ya learn to cut meat like that?"
"My uncle raised cattle and other livestock in West Virginia." Youaint Lion better watch his six...
50+ years ago, our parents took us to a wholesale meat packing plant. With four growing kids, they would buy a quarter of a cow and freeze it. Mom selected a fresh carcass she liked and asked to have it butchered. The butcher was a smart-@$$ and asked if she'd care to split it herself. She didn't flinch. She chose a knife but rejected it after testing it on her thumbnail. She found another she liked and gently drew it down the center line of the former steer. The butcher laughed but mom asked him for a big meat axe. Almost 5'0", she whacked along the cut she had made and split it with her bare hands.
"Where'd ya learn to cut meat like that?"
"My uncle raised cattle and other livestock in West Virginia." Youaint Lion better watch his six...
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