It was brought to my attention that I do not have enough  kirkrapine in my life anymore, so I made a very lifelike fascimile of him which can be placed in any and every location. I find that taping him to a cardboard back or taping a penny to his stand makes him much more confident and proud... And there is no such thing as a proper  kirkrapine that isn't proud!

Enjoy him, relish him, print him, place him everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Listen to what he says, he might just make your life better than the dull, pathetic, birdless humdrum that it currently is.

Don't forget to use full view to see transparency! Also if you accept the burden of caring for a Kirk of your own, please take a picture to show the world how devoted you are.