"At noon, a meteorite passed through the atmosphere over Alaska. The collision was so significant that it damaged the integrity of the tectonic plates. A series of powerful earthquakes took place across the planet, destroying cities ..."
- No, no, stop, I don't like it.
Hoss pulls a flat tape out of the fabric of reality, diligently erases the code written on it and enters new data.
"At noon, a meteorite passed through the atmosphere over Alaska. However, it turned out to be icy and burned out before it managed to reach the earth ..."

I'll probably come up with more lore at some point to add to what Obsidianna came up with. Or will request help from mah bf.

Art and lore by  Obsidianna