Commission for  ihatemyparentsloss
Jon Talbain smelt something pooy it was his pants it was from the humongous fart he did it smelt really stinky just then his stomach started rumbling big this time he had diarrhea he needed to poop but he realized there was no toilets in space he did not want the poop to be flung into space so people can get infected he did not have any options until he realized the only option is to go in his pants he had no other choice he clenched his fists closed his eyes and pooped to the size of a universe in his pants there was also farts leaking out of the pants he felt relieved after he pooped in his pants