Commission for  ihatemyparentsloss
Jon Talbain was in space and he kept farting like there is no tomorrow he did poses with his farts too he did the cannonball pose touched his feet and spreaded and wiggled his toes he crossed his legs again meditation style and he finally made it he farted to the moon he was amazed he made it to the moon with his farts speaking of farts he felt some rumbling in his stomach again and it was from the burritos he clenched his fists and farted big and humongus it smelled nasty