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Toppy: Greetings and welcome to another Tops Toon Theater where we give you fun riffs on some classics cartoons and fun cartoon shorts.
Boxcy: Now would be the good time for any smart people to find another website.
Toppy: AHEM! As I was saying today we are watching a short called "Call me Bessie!"
Curly: Duh okay you're Bessie.
Toppy: Now cut that out! Call me Bessie was one of the shorts as part of the Nickleodeon show called "Random Cartoon!" where if featured back in the early 2000's of many fun but short lived cartoon shorts; some which have spun off into their own series.
Socky: And thankfully this one didn't get it's own series. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: So anyways here is "Call Me Bessie!" https://youtu.be/e9nm5YFFLtw
(Short begins)
Curly: Duh some artists sure has a love for pastel colors.
Toppy: Maybe they're used to color nothing but Easter Eggs before working on this short.
Boxcy: Created and Written by Diane and Dana now we know who to blame for this mess.
Socky: Directed by...some guy with a name no one in America can pronounce.
Boxcy: HOLY COW! WHAT IS THAT STICKING OUT OF HER?!
Curly: Duh is there something we missed in biology about the female body?
Toppy: I...believe those are her udders.
Socky: Yeah an udder scary stuff. This is a kids show man.
Toppy: Oh come on our Mom Carla Brown Cow has one.
Boxcy: Yeah but she doesn't parade it around in public.
Curly: Duh well that's one way to trim flowers.
Socky: Wow she's a politician someone's mudslinging at her.
Toppy: First name Al last name Phant.
Curly: Duh no cows allow?
Boxcy: Must have gotten a good look at her udders the perv.
Socky: He is Moody Pants hear him roar.
Toppy: Should we be concern she had a living turkey in her dresser?
Boxcy: I'm more concern on why she doesn't wear those men underwear in public?
Curly: Duh big deal lady how about free tickets to the super bowl?
Socky: Hey she's the dancing Soviet lady!
Boxcy: Which explains so much.
Toppy: It's Sagent Swampy! Last name Ducky.
Socky: WOW! Man how many goulashes died to make her little number?
Al the elephant: That won't fit.
Curly: Duh "they never have anything in my size!"
Tops: SUCK IT IN AL! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! IT'LL FIT! SUCK IT!
Toppy: Do you think the ducks are getting turn on by this?
Bessie the cow on screen: I'm okay!
Boxcy: Are you sure about that?
Sgt. Swampy the duck: Divers the ocean is a dark, dank deary and dangerous place!
Socky: Plus there's not wi-fi!
Curly: Duh hmm her feet taste like chicken.
Toppy: Rule #3 never do knock-knock jokes on a boat!
Socky: She's not touching, she's not touching YAY! SHE TOUCH'EM!
Curly: Duh sarge you're panicking.
The Tops hold up cards of 10, 10, 10, and a 9.5.
Toppy: Why a 9.5?
Boxcy: Her spin has no style for my taste.
Toppy: Wow it's incredible that Al didn't tip the boat yet!
Boxcy: Oh please Al air makes you bloat.
Curly: Duh that and bad sushi.
Socky: Now we're missing is a crab with Kalypso music.
Toppy: The fishies don't wanna come out wherever they are Bessie.
Boxcy: 15 seconds in the drink and they're already lost a new record.
Socky: He's allergic to plants, pants, and jazzy chants.
Curly: Duh oh great the octopus has an accident.
Toppy: Uh-oh Al lost his marbles.
Al: I'M NOT PANICKING!
Tops: YOU ARE TOO AL!
Toppy: Oh no that's a 4/4 string ostinato in a D-minor THEY'RE DOOM!
Al: NOW I'LL PANIC!
Socky: You mean you weren't before?
Curly: Duh crazy cow! Duh isn't that a nickname to our Aunt Cassandra Cow?
Toppy: Only whenever she craves chocolates and that's a 24/7 deal with her.
Boxcy: They don't have gooseberries but they do have Captain Crunch Crunchberries.
Toppy: Ride like the wind Bessie and Al.
Curly: Duh I like Al he's silly.
Socky: Wow! A man's home really is his castle! I wonder if he plays Minecraft?
Toppy: And that's the end of the cartoon what do you think guys?
Boxcy: Well it's not bad but it's not good either. To me the colors look like someone took the leftover Easter Egg dye paints to use them to color the cartoon.
Curly: Duh the characters do have a sort of a nice cartoony look that does fit in well with the short.
Socky: Until we saw the udders brother. But it does play well with a free-spirit character dragging in a stiff-as-a-board type character into crazy scenario's.
Toppy: So it's not bad but not great we'll call it even with a 3 out of 5 stars rating. Hope you folks enjoyed the short and we'll see you guys next time.
Boxcy: Now would be the good time for any smart people to find another website.
Toppy: AHEM! As I was saying today we are watching a short called "Call me Bessie!"
Curly: Duh okay you're Bessie.
Toppy: Now cut that out! Call me Bessie was one of the shorts as part of the Nickleodeon show called "Random Cartoon!" where if featured back in the early 2000's of many fun but short lived cartoon shorts; some which have spun off into their own series.
Socky: And thankfully this one didn't get it's own series. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: So anyways here is "Call Me Bessie!" https://youtu.be/e9nm5YFFLtw
(Short begins)
Curly: Duh some artists sure has a love for pastel colors.
Toppy: Maybe they're used to color nothing but Easter Eggs before working on this short.
Boxcy: Created and Written by Diane and Dana now we know who to blame for this mess.
Socky: Directed by...some guy with a name no one in America can pronounce.
Boxcy: HOLY COW! WHAT IS THAT STICKING OUT OF HER?!
Curly: Duh is there something we missed in biology about the female body?
Toppy: I...believe those are her udders.
Socky: Yeah an udder scary stuff. This is a kids show man.
Toppy: Oh come on our Mom Carla Brown Cow has one.
Boxcy: Yeah but she doesn't parade it around in public.
Curly: Duh well that's one way to trim flowers.
Socky: Wow she's a politician someone's mudslinging at her.
Toppy: First name Al last name Phant.
Curly: Duh no cows allow?
Boxcy: Must have gotten a good look at her udders the perv.
Socky: He is Moody Pants hear him roar.
Toppy: Should we be concern she had a living turkey in her dresser?
Boxcy: I'm more concern on why she doesn't wear those men underwear in public?
Curly: Duh big deal lady how about free tickets to the super bowl?
Socky: Hey she's the dancing Soviet lady!
Boxcy: Which explains so much.
Toppy: It's Sagent Swampy! Last name Ducky.
Socky: WOW! Man how many goulashes died to make her little number?
Al the elephant: That won't fit.
Curly: Duh "they never have anything in my size!"
Tops: SUCK IT IN AL! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! IT'LL FIT! SUCK IT!
Toppy: Do you think the ducks are getting turn on by this?
Bessie the cow on screen: I'm okay!
Boxcy: Are you sure about that?
Sgt. Swampy the duck: Divers the ocean is a dark, dank deary and dangerous place!
Socky: Plus there's not wi-fi!
Curly: Duh hmm her feet taste like chicken.
Toppy: Rule #3 never do knock-knock jokes on a boat!
Socky: She's not touching, she's not touching YAY! SHE TOUCH'EM!
Curly: Duh sarge you're panicking.
The Tops hold up cards of 10, 10, 10, and a 9.5.
Toppy: Why a 9.5?
Boxcy: Her spin has no style for my taste.
Toppy: Wow it's incredible that Al didn't tip the boat yet!
Boxcy: Oh please Al air makes you bloat.
Curly: Duh that and bad sushi.
Socky: Now we're missing is a crab with Kalypso music.
Toppy: The fishies don't wanna come out wherever they are Bessie.
Boxcy: 15 seconds in the drink and they're already lost a new record.
Socky: He's allergic to plants, pants, and jazzy chants.
Curly: Duh oh great the octopus has an accident.
Toppy: Uh-oh Al lost his marbles.
Al: I'M NOT PANICKING!
Tops: YOU ARE TOO AL!
Toppy: Oh no that's a 4/4 string ostinato in a D-minor THEY'RE DOOM!
Al: NOW I'LL PANIC!
Socky: You mean you weren't before?
Curly: Duh crazy cow! Duh isn't that a nickname to our Aunt Cassandra Cow?
Toppy: Only whenever she craves chocolates and that's a 24/7 deal with her.
Boxcy: They don't have gooseberries but they do have Captain Crunch Crunchberries.
Toppy: Ride like the wind Bessie and Al.
Curly: Duh I like Al he's silly.
Socky: Wow! A man's home really is his castle! I wonder if he plays Minecraft?
Toppy: And that's the end of the cartoon what do you think guys?
Boxcy: Well it's not bad but it's not good either. To me the colors look like someone took the leftover Easter Egg dye paints to use them to color the cartoon.
Curly: Duh the characters do have a sort of a nice cartoony look that does fit in well with the short.
Socky: Until we saw the udders brother. But it does play well with a free-spirit character dragging in a stiff-as-a-board type character into crazy scenario's.
Toppy: So it's not bad but not great we'll call it even with a 3 out of 5 stars rating. Hope you folks enjoyed the short and we'll see you guys next time.
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