Goat: So who do you think would when in a fight, Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?

Me: Oh Good match, I'd haft to go with Bigfoot, He fast, No-one even got his Picture.

Goat: No way man Nessie like 10 times his size and she got this wikied long neck.

Me: Say goat, What in this yard anyway?

Goat: Don't really know, Its been here since this place was opened back in the 30's.

Me: And you never when throw it?

Goat: Nah been too busy with my Social obligations.

Me: But I never seen you leave the yard.

Goat: Oh all the time, I got things and stuff.

((Anyone who watch Cartoon Network in the early 2000's will get the reference))

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