Toppy: Greetings and welcome to an episode of the Tops Toon Theater. Our short today is from the CGIBros channel on YouTube called Crumbs featuring a tap dancing Gingerbread man in a magical bakery trying to find his place in the world and someone to dance with. You can watch it here https://youtu.be/CWj5lN0umEI now lets get on with the cartoon.
(Cartoon starts)
Socky: The CGBros!
Curly: Duh ain't no bros of mine.
Boxcy: The Animation School presents...a dirty window.
Toppy: I'm getting diabetes just from the opening sequence.
Socky: Crumbs because Crust would be a lousy name for a cartoon. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boxcy: He is looking into your soul.
Toppy: * Singing* Roll out the cookies time to roll out the cookies.
Curly: Duh so the candy canes just stick to the cookie? Or does somebody needed to lick them to make them stick?
Boxcy: Now there's a sweetest looking wedding couple I ever saw both literally and figuratively.
Curly: DUH WOW! That is one thicc looking cupcake!
Toppy: Kind of risqué cupcake for a family short film.
Boxcy: Maybe she came from some adult bakery somewhere.
Socky: Man I sure like to visit her bakery ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: "Aw man they baked me with two left feet. GINGERBREAD MAN OVERBOARD!"
Boxcy: Oh no they killed him...no wait he's okay he's just a little flat.
Socky: Both in taste and body.
Curly: Duh is that a sugarplum fairy I always hear about in that one Christmas story?
Toppy: I think she's supposed to be some kind of after dinner mint.
Boxcy: "Aw just great the Gingerbread weirdo stepped on me and now I got icing in places I didn't know a mint cube could have."
Socky: Run, run as fast as I can on cake for I'm a Gingerbread stalker man.
Toppy: He throws her high into the air and where she lands...uh-oh!
Curly: Duh hey you cookies can't roll him out! It's because he's Ginger isn't it?
Socky: Gingerbread lives matters man!
Boxcy: He's got the bakery blues so bad uh-huh.
Toppy: Like a penguin he discovers the power of tap dancing.
Socky: Hey it's his twin sister.
Boxcy: Nah I think they are just distant cousins.
Toppy: Now he's showing her that she can dance even with one arm.
Socky: Because all you need are legs.
Curly: Duh everything's better with the power of baked goods and dance.
Socky: I heard about one type of bake goods with a special herbal ingredient that can sure make you dance ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boxcy: We're not getting you those Socky.
Socky: Ah man come on they're legal now.
Toppy: Oh no not the album!
Curly: Duh they won so many dance competitions they got a brand new car.
Boxcy: And with vanilla frostings it gets 10 miles to a galleon.
Toppy: Being a homeowner is easy when you know how to bake.
Boxcy: Oh great the dog took the neighbor's leg now Gingerbread man has to chase him all over the yard on one foot.
Toppy: Aw I knew they ended up as a married couple.
Socky: I heard they went to Dairy Queen for their honeymoon.
Curly: Duh where the love is so hot they melt the ice cream.
Boxcy: Beautiful sunny California where cookies don't need an oven to be baked.
Curly: Duh I wonder how Gingerbread people are able to have babies?
Toppy: Simple they follow the recipe.
Curly: Duh the recipe?
Toppy: The recipe of life!
Boxcy: "Mom! Dad I did it I graduate from cooking school!"
Socky: I wonder what they leave for Santa in place of cookies?
Curly: Duh I don't know beef jerky I guess.
Toppy: No matter how old they get they will never get scale.
Boxcy: Oh finally the end of the book. I thought it would never end.
Toppy: Okay now for the review. I think it's a cute fun short.
Boxcy: Yeah it has a fun original story line and like the characters.
Curly: Duh especially that cupcake.
Socky: I wonder how many Rule34 artwork some artists will make of her?
Toppy: In conclusion its a cute fun enjoyable short we give it a 5 out of 5 stars.
(Cartoon starts)
Socky: The CGBros!
Curly: Duh ain't no bros of mine.
Boxcy: The Animation School presents...a dirty window.
Toppy: I'm getting diabetes just from the opening sequence.
Socky: Crumbs because Crust would be a lousy name for a cartoon. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boxcy: He is looking into your soul.
Toppy: * Singing* Roll out the cookies time to roll out the cookies.
Curly: Duh so the candy canes just stick to the cookie? Or does somebody needed to lick them to make them stick?
Boxcy: Now there's a sweetest looking wedding couple I ever saw both literally and figuratively.
Curly: DUH WOW! That is one thicc looking cupcake!
Toppy: Kind of risqué cupcake for a family short film.
Boxcy: Maybe she came from some adult bakery somewhere.
Socky: Man I sure like to visit her bakery ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: "Aw man they baked me with two left feet. GINGERBREAD MAN OVERBOARD!"
Boxcy: Oh no they killed him...no wait he's okay he's just a little flat.
Socky: Both in taste and body.
Curly: Duh is that a sugarplum fairy I always hear about in that one Christmas story?
Toppy: I think she's supposed to be some kind of after dinner mint.
Boxcy: "Aw just great the Gingerbread weirdo stepped on me and now I got icing in places I didn't know a mint cube could have."
Socky: Run, run as fast as I can on cake for I'm a Gingerbread stalker man.
Toppy: He throws her high into the air and where she lands...uh-oh!
Curly: Duh hey you cookies can't roll him out! It's because he's Ginger isn't it?
Socky: Gingerbread lives matters man!
Boxcy: He's got the bakery blues so bad uh-huh.
Toppy: Like a penguin he discovers the power of tap dancing.
Socky: Hey it's his twin sister.
Boxcy: Nah I think they are just distant cousins.
Toppy: Now he's showing her that she can dance even with one arm.
Socky: Because all you need are legs.
Curly: Duh everything's better with the power of baked goods and dance.
Socky: I heard about one type of bake goods with a special herbal ingredient that can sure make you dance ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boxcy: We're not getting you those Socky.
Socky: Ah man come on they're legal now.
Toppy: Oh no not the album!
Curly: Duh they won so many dance competitions they got a brand new car.
Boxcy: And with vanilla frostings it gets 10 miles to a galleon.
Toppy: Being a homeowner is easy when you know how to bake.
Boxcy: Oh great the dog took the neighbor's leg now Gingerbread man has to chase him all over the yard on one foot.
Toppy: Aw I knew they ended up as a married couple.
Socky: I heard they went to Dairy Queen for their honeymoon.
Curly: Duh where the love is so hot they melt the ice cream.
Boxcy: Beautiful sunny California where cookies don't need an oven to be baked.
Curly: Duh I wonder how Gingerbread people are able to have babies?
Toppy: Simple they follow the recipe.
Curly: Duh the recipe?
Toppy: The recipe of life!
Boxcy: "Mom! Dad I did it I graduate from cooking school!"
Socky: I wonder what they leave for Santa in place of cookies?
Curly: Duh I don't know beef jerky I guess.
Toppy: No matter how old they get they will never get scale.
Boxcy: Oh finally the end of the book. I thought it would never end.
Toppy: Okay now for the review. I think it's a cute fun short.
Boxcy: Yeah it has a fun original story line and like the characters.
Curly: Duh especially that cupcake.
Socky: I wonder how many Rule34 artwork some artists will make of her?
Toppy: In conclusion its a cute fun enjoyable short we give it a 5 out of 5 stars.
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