I don't know how I survived the roll when the inside smashed in around my HEAD.
The roof support snapped free and was just hanging behind my head, a razor sharp chunk of metal.
Not to mention the obvious sucking of the impact(s) and roll itself.
Airbag deploy? NOPE glad to know that worked.
Prolly due to the fact that I spun backwards first.
I got run off the road by an angry spanish man in a honda civic BECAUSE I was locked into cruise control at 70mph and he wanted to go faster, so he stayed behind em for a while, on my bumper, flipping me off. So I flipped my rear view mirror up so I didn't have to look at his fat face, and he pulled around em and slammed on his brakes, then started throwing full bottles of water out of his car window at me to witch I responded by slowing down dramatically, he then pulled back next to me, I got on the CB radio and asked the truck driver ahead if he saw this he said he did, there was a car throwing stuff at a white car, I told him that I was the white car and before I got his plate number, he looked at me through the passenger window flipped me off and then cut his wheel into me, i swerved and slammed on my breaks, a bad idea but he would have hit me.
that's when I lost control.
I wish he would have hit me because then we would likely both be off the road, and I could hack him apart with a crowbar n make it look like part of the accident.
The roof support snapped free and was just hanging behind my head, a razor sharp chunk of metal.
Not to mention the obvious sucking of the impact(s) and roll itself.
Airbag deploy? NOPE glad to know that worked.
Prolly due to the fact that I spun backwards first.
I got run off the road by an angry spanish man in a honda civic BECAUSE I was locked into cruise control at 70mph and he wanted to go faster, so he stayed behind em for a while, on my bumper, flipping me off. So I flipped my rear view mirror up so I didn't have to look at his fat face, and he pulled around em and slammed on his brakes, then started throwing full bottles of water out of his car window at me to witch I responded by slowing down dramatically, he then pulled back next to me, I got on the CB radio and asked the truck driver ahead if he saw this he said he did, there was a car throwing stuff at a white car, I told him that I was the white car and before I got his plate number, he looked at me through the passenger window flipped me off and then cut his wheel into me, i swerved and slammed on my breaks, a bad idea but he would have hit me.
that's when I lost control.
I wish he would have hit me because then we would likely both be off the road, and I could hack him apart with a crowbar n make it look like part of the accident.
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That's prolly how he got in the country to begin with.
I would rather drill him, like the movie Hostel. I would love to have him in my basement cuffed to a chair, forced to eat parts of his own body to keep him alive, and every now and then go down there and beat him or piss on him or pour alcohol on him or what ever I feel like at the time. maybe a rotating wire brush to the eyes, or maybe tuck some fiberglass insulation under the skin in places here and there.
I would rather drill him, like the movie Hostel. I would love to have him in my basement cuffed to a chair, forced to eat parts of his own body to keep him alive, and every now and then go down there and beat him or piss on him or pour alcohol on him or what ever I feel like at the time. maybe a rotating wire brush to the eyes, or maybe tuck some fiberglass insulation under the skin in places here and there.
"That's prolly how he got in the country to begin with."
Oh man, that's good. I howled out a laugh at that. XD You are quick, sarcastic, and pointed.
Okay, it appears you have opened up the floor for being absolutely sadistic, so I suggest:
You poke out his ear drums, eyes, cut the fingers off, fuck his nose up. Cut the tongue out ... remove all ability to sense anything but touch, cause you can't get rid of all the nerves. Maybe take the arms and legs off if you are skilled enough not to kill him like that. And then plop him in front of a hospital somewhere so they make sure he stays alive like that. And stays alive a looooonge time. Not able to sense anything but the occasional bit of wind or something, and whatever pain is left over from all that punishment. Isolation in his own head after being POWNED.
You might abuse him in all those ways you said before doing all that so he's got something unpleasant and shameful to think about for the rest of his life. And in the least, that would be cathartic for you.
Oh man, that's good. I howled out a laugh at that. XD You are quick, sarcastic, and pointed.
Okay, it appears you have opened up the floor for being absolutely sadistic, so I suggest:
You poke out his ear drums, eyes, cut the fingers off, fuck his nose up. Cut the tongue out ... remove all ability to sense anything but touch, cause you can't get rid of all the nerves. Maybe take the arms and legs off if you are skilled enough not to kill him like that. And then plop him in front of a hospital somewhere so they make sure he stays alive like that. And stays alive a looooonge time. Not able to sense anything but the occasional bit of wind or something, and whatever pain is left over from all that punishment. Isolation in his own head after being POWNED.
You might abuse him in all those ways you said before doing all that so he's got something unpleasant and shameful to think about for the rest of his life. And in the least, that would be cathartic for you.
The fiberglass is a good idea. I've had a similar idea for a "glass bullet" that fractures on impact and sticks a bunch of tiny shards into the skin and muscle. not going that deep, just causing pain and infection. And being very difficult...and taking a long time...to remove. If you have them removed -- if not, I guess you live with the occasional, sudden splintering paint when you move.
It was more scary living it, my only words were a pathetic sad "Noooo" >.< like "not now, not today please???" kind of No.
Then when I realized that I didn't die, I looked around, my dash was smoldering, and I smelled gas and heard electric buzzing and popping all over the place of cut wires and circuits.
So my only concern was to get out. But I knew before I moved, I needed to do a self check lol
So i took a deep breath as deep as i could, no pain, I held it for 5 seconds while I checked my rib cage, and tried to move my feet, everything seemed okay, then I felt my scull for moving chunks and once I took that step, I said "OKAY okay, okay, now I get the fuck out right??" and I got out the window and looked at the car.
There was a guy standing on the side of the road, I asked if he saw the car that ran me off the road, he said no but he called it in, he saw bottles flying out of the car that he thought was in front of the car in front of me, but thats all he saw before my car spun out and took the non existent left hand exit there.
He said my car looked like a toy some kid kicked across the floor he said "was the damnedest thing I ever seen in my life" I thought I flipped once but apparently I flipped a "few times" before I bounced off a tree and back down into a thorn bush and curiously enough, bags of cement.
My god, I wish I knew this guys plate number.
Then when I realized that I didn't die, I looked around, my dash was smoldering, and I smelled gas and heard electric buzzing and popping all over the place of cut wires and circuits.
So my only concern was to get out. But I knew before I moved, I needed to do a self check lol
So i took a deep breath as deep as i could, no pain, I held it for 5 seconds while I checked my rib cage, and tried to move my feet, everything seemed okay, then I felt my scull for moving chunks and once I took that step, I said "OKAY okay, okay, now I get the fuck out right??" and I got out the window and looked at the car.
There was a guy standing on the side of the road, I asked if he saw the car that ran me off the road, he said no but he called it in, he saw bottles flying out of the car that he thought was in front of the car in front of me, but thats all he saw before my car spun out and took the non existent left hand exit there.
He said my car looked like a toy some kid kicked across the floor he said "was the damnedest thing I ever seen in my life" I thought I flipped once but apparently I flipped a "few times" before I bounced off a tree and back down into a thorn bush and curiously enough, bags of cement.
My god, I wish I knew this guys plate number.
I can imagine!!! That should be a terrifying experience!! Man, I say it again.. you are very very lucky!! >.< And i hope that you can found, in a way, the plate number of that shit bastard that ran you off the road!! Persons like those should be closed in jail for all of the life!!!!
The cops laughed cuse I said he was a spanish man in a dark colored Honda Civic with white tribal looking decals on the back window. We both looked at eachother and Laughed and he said "Oh that should be easy to find, not many of THOSE in Mass...." then he said "Sorry kid, if ya didn't get a plate number, that description is like, half the cars in Worcester alone."
You are in Mass. Wow...that just makes this story even better.
Mass is a POS state to drive in what the fuck is wrong with your guys' roads? How do you see the lines on your road in the rain? Do you not use any reflectors on your black top? Or metallic shit in the road paint? Good god driving up there was AWFUL. You have terrible junctions too. There was this monster exit coming off of one of your interstates and going to a Wal*Mart, and also going to some other highway I think...and it had stop lights stuck all over it and like 5 lanes or something in a KNOT, and you can't see the paint on the road for the rain -- can't tell where the lanes are. I was just following cars so I didn't drive down the middle of two lanes. It was like the highway version of a busy, open parking lot!
I think I might be crazy except the only place I had real trouble like that on that road trip was Mass. Boston -- I never want to put a car in Boston again.
Mass is a POS state to drive in what the fuck is wrong with your guys' roads? How do you see the lines on your road in the rain? Do you not use any reflectors on your black top? Or metallic shit in the road paint? Good god driving up there was AWFUL. You have terrible junctions too. There was this monster exit coming off of one of your interstates and going to a Wal*Mart, and also going to some other highway I think...and it had stop lights stuck all over it and like 5 lanes or something in a KNOT, and you can't see the paint on the road for the rain -- can't tell where the lanes are. I was just following cars so I didn't drive down the middle of two lanes. It was like the highway version of a busy, open parking lot!
I think I might be crazy except the only place I had real trouble like that on that road trip was Mass. Boston -- I never want to put a car in Boston again.
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