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The new passport camera arrived at work today! WHEEHEE!!
Naturally, we had to take a few test shots with it, and, while mucking around with the thing and holding the camera a few inches from my face, this shot happened. I thought it actually looked pretty damn cool, (As opposed to that other one where you get a disturbingly detailed shot of the inside of my left nostril) so I tried to think of a legitimate excuse I could use for showing it off.
Then I thought: "Hey, I still don't have a profile ID pic on FA!"
Naturally, we had to take a few test shots with it, and, while mucking around with the thing and holding the camera a few inches from my face, this shot happened. I thought it actually looked pretty damn cool, (As opposed to that other one where you get a disturbingly detailed shot of the inside of my left nostril) so I tried to think of a legitimate excuse I could use for showing it off.
Then I thought: "Hey, I still don't have a profile ID pic on FA!"
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And then the trails of blood stopped, all was awakened, in the steam filled room machinery was heard, screeches of pistons, the blood of virgin women laid across the ground, SkyNet has launched the new T23.
... DAMN IT BIOXZ WILL YOU GET OUT OF THE BOILER ROOM PRETENDING TO BE A TERMINATOR! THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKANKY WHORES RUNNING THROUGH THE PHARMACY WITHOUT TAMPONS AND THEY'RE JUST MENSTRUATING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!
... DAMN IT BIOXZ WILL YOU GET OUT OF THE BOILER ROOM PRETENDING TO BE A TERMINATOR! THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKANKY WHORES RUNNING THROUGH THE PHARMACY WITHOUT TAMPONS AND THEY'RE JUST MENSTRUATING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!
There a joke about coming with me if you want to live, with extra emphasis on the "COMing" part, but we're too classy for those sorts of things around here.
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... at least, we are until the T-69 is... *ahem* released. xD
Also, I hope you don't expect me to clean all that up. I see all in red, you know. For all I know, this floor could be covered in 7up. Get the T-X on the job. Lord knows how much she loves licking blood off the floor, and, frankly, we could use the visual stimulant to reel in some customers. You know, the ones who don<t mind being within the vicinity of a voluptuous killing machine. :P
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... at least, we are until the T-69 is... *ahem* released. xD
Also, I hope you don't expect me to clean all that up. I see all in red, you know. For all I know, this floor could be covered in 7up. Get the T-X on the job. Lord knows how much she loves licking blood off the floor, and, frankly, we could use the visual stimulant to reel in some customers. You know, the ones who don<t mind being within the vicinity of a voluptuous killing machine. :P
Mouais, ca serait beacoup plus genial que juste rester la en place, face neutre, sans sourire, et avoir l'air comme tu viens de te faire arreter. xD
Mais de l'autre coté, serait un peu difficile de m'indentifier avec ceci. xD Sans des lumières de studio, au moins. :P
Merci, man! :3
Mais de l'autre coté, serait un peu difficile de m'indentifier avec ceci. xD Sans des lumières de studio, au moins. :P
Merci, man! :3
It's not that I get paler during the winter... it's that we Canadians have naturally evolved in such a way that our skins absorb sunlight during the day, keeping it stored for use during those long winter evenings. As a side effect, we all look like victims of heavy radiation during that time, but hey, it makes for fantastic rave parties. :P
Thx!
Thx!
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