This is the dogs bollocks, and I'm an Englishman.

Faabulooous!!

Damn, I do that too well.

Unfortunately I cannot do it. Being gay sucks when I can't even say things stereotypically.

Being able to do the stereotypical homo-voice does come in handy when I'm getting people to stop making fun of me. All I have to do is adopt the voice, start talking about clothes, and then finish of with a reference to the Twilight Saga. By then no one else can say anything else about me, as I've already made fun of myself so much that it's pathetic. But DAMN does it work!

Incidentally one of my friends here on FA is also gay. If you'd like, I could give you his user name.

The British accent is undoubtedly my favorite accent; when someone has one, it automatically makes them cooler and sometimes sexier.
Oh, and who wouldn't love to have a monocle and top-hat? If I had one i would grow a mustache and walk around tipping my hat and saying, "Good day to you fine gentleman/lady."

Don't forget immediately more hilarious.

Jolly good ol' chap, yes yes, jolly good indeed.

Stephen Fry

I thought the British were too dapper to show off muffin tops.

Being dapper is just another way of saying "I look great in this fucking muffin top"

NICE

Suprisingly it makes sense. I think :D

I love how the American stereotype of British people is so out of touch with reality that is ceases to be an offensive stereotype and simply becomes an extremely funny example of American ignorance.

Yes, that's the joke. They're both stereotypes that I'm fond of.

YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY.

LOL

That's one right posh outfit, if I say so myself.
Nothing can upstage a fancy top-hat.

NIGGA I HAVE A TOP HAT. I'M SO FUCKING FANCY