Couch Gravity- resistance is futile

Boobtitties, indeed.

A large economy-size catnap!

Has Wolfram rebooted yet?

Think he might need to a little love tap with a pillow to the side of the head to align the gears in his brain. Either that, or "Tell me, True or false: This sentence is false."

ah, Russell's paradox

I might go for the factory reset button inside the ear - pressed with a wet finger.

Make sure you wiggle it to hit the button correctly.

Same with computers

"Couch Gravity." That I like. Add it I will to the list of mine for mysteries like "Time Vampires."

Combined with the greasy food coma(Or the Itis), It's almost like a cyro pods.

Somebody (tiger gal perhaps?) needs to kick Wolf in his reset. (Deities know what this latest mental-ware software update will have him doing/thinking ... )

Tiger gonna be knockin' Bootes before the day is out

Are those the offspring of Wolf’s escaped ‘cordless mouse’?

Ahh couch time, it's time travel really

That's my catnaps. All the time.

Just an observation; not a complaint or anything.

Does it seem like our author friend has referenced tiger MINDS in one way or another for the past eight or more strips?


MINDS = Mammalian Infant Nutrition Delivery Structures

Couch gravity warps spacetime, leading to extreme time dialation.

I had a similar experience twenty years ago - though this was due to jet-lag caused by travelling from New Zealand to the UK. Thirty hours travelling, twelve hour time difference.

1:30pm. "It's very important to adjust sleep patterns to current (UK) time, so despite feeling tired I'm not going to go to bed yet. I'll just lie back and relax for a few minutes..."

TIME PASSES
looks at clock
"EIGHT THIRTY IN THE EVENING?!?!???"

🤣

An eight hour nap is time well spent

Then she will be surprised not to sleep tonight.
And this poor wolf is not better? ...

lord i feel that...
i just slept 12 hours after a awful week at work...

Jessie… DON’T ever change!
LMFAO boobtitties… 🤣🔭⭐️

Booties always makes me think of the Independence War mission where you play taxi for a survey mission.

I can't even count how many times this has happened to me. I don't even have a very comfy couch, but some days I sit back, blink, and suddenly it's hours later.