NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A TRUER SELF-PORTRAIT.

While me, my sister and ma were watching Ironman II or was it Prince of Persia sands of time… A commercial for Twilight New Moon came on, and as soon as a closeup of Edwards pale face came on the big screen, I yelled as loud as I could “EEEEEEEWW CLAMMY!” a girl right in front of me wiped her head around and gave me the nastiest look ever. It sure did elicit some laughs from the elderly couple behind me and a few others though. I knew the girl would be pissed, because she acted all excited when the commercial started. My sister was right next to me, and she was so imberrised, she sank her nails into my arm and quietly growled “Stop embarrassing me.” She hates Twilight, but she’s very shy.

lmao, yeah, family doesn't tend to bode well with little public stunts like that.

My prim and proper ma thought it was funny, and shushed me while trying to stifle a laugh... Id do it again in a seconed.

I don't think Bella knows what a Pedophile is.

Me neither.

Great he isn't shining I don't want his glider all over me!