i love how teenage schlatt is kind of presented as someone who knows whats cool when he's a fuckin weirdo just like wilbur, its just that wilbur is SO FUCKING INSANELY STRANGE that schlatt seems normal and well-adjusted in comparison. anyways i am always obsessed with the scene where schlatt takes wilbur shopping so he stops dressing like a grandma

orphan's path my beloved. read it https://archiveofourown.org/series/2170485
i dont recommend starting in the middle but if you just GOTTA skip valuable context then the actual book in the series with the dumb teens is this one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33037888