Just because you want us to do it so badly (and because everyone else will probably ask for it anyways) number 4

You don't have to hide your own curiosity.

please it's a tf button be lucky if it doesn't turn you into another bumper car

GAME OVER!!

You need to realize where TFs are concerned there is an aspect author appeal.

I strongly detest inanimate TFs so yeah.

BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON! BUTTON!

*30 minutes later*

button... *wheeze*
button... *wheeze*

*collapses*

Good man.

*wheezes*

....

Do you require assistance?

*nods and wheezes*

Sure, button for funs!

I was thinking of bumping arty first and if you start to loose to press the button, but I guess the crowd has spoken.

BUTTON!!!! PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!! BUTTON BUTTON BUTTON!!!!!

I bet something really anticlimactic happen.

You might be onto something there.

Though now that you're expecting it.

steal the cart

PRESS IT.

I would vote to avoid the big shiny tempting red button and just bump Arty, but when have we ever done the sensible thing?

Numbah 2! Steal it!

steal it