I have sort of been rekindling my old interest in Five Nights at Freddy's, with the movie trailers looking pretty damn good all things considered I've been catching up on things that I've missed and rewatching Markiplier's let's plays, my jumping off point was Sister Location and I guess what sort of put FNAF back in my radar was Security Breach, with the ridiculous new designs, the game being an unfinished buggy mess, backlash blah blah blah. You could say I'm feeling nostalgic. I had a lot of fun coming up with animatronic versions of the House Cats as well as writing all this flavor text, enjoy!

"Hello! Hello, hello? Uh welcome to your new job at Scotty's Pizza Studio, serving families with funky fresh style since 1970, yadda yadda, look I'll cut to the chase. You're probably wondering why have night security for a pizza joint? Long story short people have been coming in and out of Scotty's Pizza trying to steal merchandise, property, vandalize the premises for years now, to the point where the animatronics have been fitted with anti-theft functionality, in the past they've latched on to would be trespassers to varying degrees of success, some brutal and some very fatal but uh you shouldn't have to worry about anything, sometimes they wander off stage but just keep the doors shut and you should be fine, they won't think you're an intruder if they see the doors are closed in the back, hopefully."

"But uh yeah about the cast, Disco Scotty is probably the loudest of the crew with his high heeled shoes, if you hear any clicking it's most likely him, such an odd choice making a disco themed character the main star for a kids attraction, must be an out of touch choice made by the higher ups, I don't know I don't make up the rules. You'd think the main star would get VIP treatment but all the animatronics are in such disrepair you wonder why or how they still function at all? Scotty doesn't even have his eyes anymore, which is why we glued some sunglasses on him in the meantime, y'know so he doesn't scare the kids."

"Oh uh, Rockin' Lizzy, yeah yeah she was my favorite back in the day, when disco was dead and rock and roll blew up, she was the main star during the 80's, she used to do all these tricks and used to head bang too, but then uh her head actually came off and flew at a little girl, yeah... she ended up going to hospital, they sort of decommissioned Lizzy for a while until all those legal troubles blew over, they sawdered her head shut so she no longer head bangs."

"Mainecoon Mama actually, we don't know where she came from, probably some country themed joint that went defuncted. But when we found her she was just full of garbage and had such an awful stench, like something died in her. It was super tough getting her clean, we got rid of the stench but those stains in the costume are still there, we hope to get her nice and tidy one day. She doesn't move around much like the other two due to her endoskeleton being much heavier, but some mornings we find her in the kitchen and boy does she give us a good scare."

"There's another animatronic you shouldn't worry too much about, um Ms. Party Police. She operates off of sound, her gimmick was that when a siren goes off she'd come running from back stage as a surprise guest. But there was an incident of a siren going off in the restaurant and I guess she was able to pick it up and ran full speed towards it colliding with a patron and it accidently set off her anti-theft locks, never heard a man let out such a sharp, blood curdling scream before.... uh but she's been getting worked on since, I gotta be honest, not sure how to feel about her design, there's quite a bit of sex appeal that is a little uncomfortable, mix that with the cop motif and yeah she feels like another out of touch decision from upper management. Uh don't think too much about it, she shouldn't activate so long as no sirens go off."

Disco Scotty: "D-D-Dancin' on your G-G-G-GRAAAVE!!"

Rockin' Lizzy: "Rock til you drop... DEAD!!"

Mainecoon Mama: "Who's hungry? You'll be so stuffed you won't be able to run!"