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Snare Soldier's sixth letter, and one that mentions a controversial topic or two. However, he and Super C discussed how to reply, and the rat did so with the cat's approval and advice.
Characters mentioned in letter (C) me and me alone
References to RPs with
Chuong are included
All music mentioned belongs to all who own the rights if it isn't in the public domain; I own nothing.
The Stripper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2CWfSLyjx8
Music to Strip By: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYiRaKsciV0&list=OLAK5uy_kLsKO9wRtQEnRmU7MRgPU-_l738KFNUoQ (full playlist)
Performed by "Bald Bill" Hagan & His Trocaderons
The Rogue's March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt-zFMJUQ0w
Characters mentioned in letter (C) me and me alone
References to RPs with
Chuong are includedAll music mentioned belongs to all who own the rights if it isn't in the public domain; I own nothing.
The Stripper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2CWfSLyjx8
Music to Strip By: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYiRaKsciV0&list=OLAK5uy_kLsKO9wRtQEnRmU7MRgPU-_l738KFNUoQ (full playlist)
Performed by "Bald Bill" Hagan & His Trocaderons
The Rogue's March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt-zFMJUQ0w
Category Story / All
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Zax: In America, we have a saying that goes like this: your past does not define your future.
Chuong: Just what kind of inappropriate actions would warrant a fine that is a quarter-million in American dollars?
Mechayote: Let's just say, a lot of things. Criminal acts are just part of this. Bellowing through state media and condemning innocent people. Attempting to breach your country's constitution by breaking the system of checks and balances. There's more to list you know. You have to be absolutely demented enough to engage in such acts that are worthy of such a fine.
Juno: $250,000 is like a whole family house in many places in America away from the cities. 2016 was those gross Mongolian coaches who took their clothes off to protest a score, then came 2019 with photos of Trudeau in blackface, 2020 with COVID-19 and Trump forcing China to pay up on the damages, then 2021 with Captain Cosmo crying over Putin's state-sponsored doping program, even though that's not worthy of a $250,000 fine since you have to do worse than that, and now in 2023, Museveni ranting about an imaginary perverted lion named-
Frank S.: I don't want to hear it! I had to hear that name day in and day out under the Museveni Administration! Thank the heavens we have Lyle the Nomadic Lion to take his place!
Chuong: And you forgot the whole Twitter scandal when Musk took over back in 2022. He's finally leaving Twitter for another CEO. Hopefully she'll take care of Twitter and get everything together.
Shadow Hunter: Good luck with that since that's not easy.
Jack: You forgot the Astroworld crowd crush, that one Australian mall crowd crush, and the infamous Seoul Halloween crowd crush in Korea. Those are nightmares to deal with since these rabid fans rush in like those masses of zombies from Korean horror movies, where they'll even pile up on top of each other over the fences! This only results in more injured bodies than ambulances available.
Chuong: Just what kind of inappropriate actions would warrant a fine that is a quarter-million in American dollars?
Mechayote: Let's just say, a lot of things. Criminal acts are just part of this. Bellowing through state media and condemning innocent people. Attempting to breach your country's constitution by breaking the system of checks and balances. There's more to list you know. You have to be absolutely demented enough to engage in such acts that are worthy of such a fine.
Juno: $250,000 is like a whole family house in many places in America away from the cities. 2016 was those gross Mongolian coaches who took their clothes off to protest a score, then came 2019 with photos of Trudeau in blackface, 2020 with COVID-19 and Trump forcing China to pay up on the damages, then 2021 with Captain Cosmo crying over Putin's state-sponsored doping program, even though that's not worthy of a $250,000 fine since you have to do worse than that, and now in 2023, Museveni ranting about an imaginary perverted lion named-
Frank S.: I don't want to hear it! I had to hear that name day in and day out under the Museveni Administration! Thank the heavens we have Lyle the Nomadic Lion to take his place!
Chuong: And you forgot the whole Twitter scandal when Musk took over back in 2022. He's finally leaving Twitter for another CEO. Hopefully she'll take care of Twitter and get everything together.
Shadow Hunter: Good luck with that since that's not easy.
Jack: You forgot the Astroworld crowd crush, that one Australian mall crowd crush, and the infamous Seoul Halloween crowd crush in Korea. Those are nightmares to deal with since these rabid fans rush in like those masses of zombies from Korean horror movies, where they'll even pile up on top of each other over the fences! This only results in more injured bodies than ambulances available.
Super C: *to Juno* Nobody wants to hear about that, and besides, that lion doesn't exist. If you bring it up again, that's a fine. *to the others* And that goes for the rest of you, too.
Tom: Well interrupted, Frank.
Leo: People died in all three crowd crushes. No doubt CNG was having a field day there.
Snare Soldier: Yet this is the deal set in stone. The fine with an excommunication is no less than $250,000, and we Drumbums will rub it in with the Rogue's March.
Tom: Well interrupted, Frank.
Leo: People died in all three crowd crushes. No doubt CNG was having a field day there.
Snare Soldier: Yet this is the deal set in stone. The fine with an excommunication is no less than $250,000, and we Drumbums will rub it in with the Rogue's March.
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