FA+
Shop
1217 submissions
Let's search for the worst
10. A Troll in Central Park
I know I talked about this one before, but it needs to be mentioned again! A Troll in Central Park is the WORST film Don Bluth has made, and he knows it! The story is the defination of abysmal, the characters are either terrible or downright bland, and the theme comes out of FREAKING NOWHERE! The only positives I can give this movie are the animation and voice acting. The animation is very well done, but the only issue I have with it is that the colors are pretty bland and uninteresting to look at. Remember what they did with Thumbelina? Yes, that wasn't a good Don Bluth movie either, but at least the colors were bright and pop right out at you! Here, in A Troll in Central Park, they just make me feel like I'm watching Peter Pan and Wendy again. As for the voice acting, I don't think it's terrible either. The voice actors are very talented and some of them sounded like they were having fun doing their role. Rosie's voice actoress though....well....yeeah, she wasn't too good. Dom DeLuise was great as Stanley, Cloris Leachman sounded like she has having the time of her life as Gnorga, Charles Nelson Reilly was...good. Like in all these Don Bluth films, I really am getting tired of seeing his name in these movies. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, and he's a great voice actor, but he's ALWAYS in these films. He was great as Killer in All Dogs Go to Heaven, but after that, I think it should've ended there.
9. Rapsitte Street Kids Believe in Santa
Many people know abou this movie, and they say the same things about it! The animation is terrible, there are great voice actors involved in this, and the story is just... bad, but as for me, I'm going to be pretty soft-hearted about this one. Rapsitte Street Kids is a very poorly crafted film, but I can see what they were trying to go with here. They weren't trying to make the plot too complex, they just wanted to make something simple for the kids to follow, and that's okay. Also, the animation is bad, but it's not unwatchable in my opinion. Like I said before, there were some very talented voice actors that were involved in here, which kind of made the movie experience less painful for me. It wasn't like A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure, where the voice acting made me want to strangle myself. Nope, in Rapitte Street Kids, the voice acting is pretty decent! You got Jodi Benson, Paige O'Hara, and even Mark Hamill, who are phenomenal in what they do! Speaking of voice actors, what the hell was with Debra Wilson as the grandma? No, I'm serious when I say that! She sounded like she was mumbling through half of the film!
8. Elf Bowling the Movie
Remember Tom Kenny and how he was at his best with Spongebob and the Ice King? Well, prepare to see him at his worst with this piece of Christmas crap! According to sources, Elf Bowling is based on a video game of the same name, where you knock down a bunch of elves as bowling pins! Now imagine that as an 80 minute animated movie! Makes you wanna punch yourself in the face, right? The story is stupid and confusing, the animation looks cheap and unappealing, the characters are terrible, and the jokes arrange from bad to "wtf" standards. Now, even if I say all this horrible stuff about Elf Bowling, I will admit that I actually had fun watching it. It's the type of bad that's awful but funny to laugh at.
7. The Smurfs (Sony Pictures, 2011)
Sony Pictures is one of the those companies that makes me ask myself, "Can anything good come out of you"? Because mostly, their content isn't good! Now, they do have some good films like Hotal Transylvania, Surf's Up, and the Angry Birds Movie. As for the Smurfs, all I can do is look at this thing and say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"..........Yeah, they all look horrifying. Also, I don't care about the human characters at all, I could care less about them, I only care about the Smurfs. If you want my recommendation, just don't watch this film, or the sequel for that matter! By the way, why is there a sequel to this abombination? Oh well, at least Sony didn't screw up 7 years later with the Lost Village.
6. Felix the Cat: The Movie
I remember myself sitting down and watching a few cartoons of Felix. I didn't think they were great, but they were cute and playful enough to hold my attention. However, the movie is the complete opposite! In Felix's movie, the only thing I got out of it, was that it was both loud and annoying! The story is absolutely nonsensical, the animation...isn't terrible and not good either, the characters are annoying and bland, and the pacing is all over the place! The only good thing I can say about this film is that at least the soundtrack is nice to listen to (WITHOUT THE BACKGROUND NOISE). There are songs like "Mizzard Shuffle", "Who's the Boss", and "Something More than Friends" that are nice to listen to, and are actually catchy. As for the rest of this movie, it just one big pile of kitty litter.
5. Alpha and Omega
When I was introduced to this, all I wanted to do was was smash my laptop to bits and laugh like a psychopath! This movie is very poorly animated, and the characters are dumb and forgettable! Now, for any of you who like this movie and are about to tell me that I'm overeacting, answer me this one question: HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH WATCHING THIS WITHOUT CRINGING BACK!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY, THIS FILM'S QUALITY IS SHIT! The story at least tried, but it's nothing to make this film worth your time!
4. What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue
Video Brinquedo, how DARE you make a shitty ripoff to one of my favorite Pixar films of all time! You should know better! Seriously, this movie sucks, I'm not even going to tell you guys what this is a ripoff of. Just by looking at the name, you could guess what it is!
3. Rover Dangerfield
A film with Rodney Dangerfield as a dog thae looks exactly like him!? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, DOES NO COMPUT!!!! DOES NOT COMPUT!!!!
2. Finding Jesus
To hell with Veggietales, this is the REAL christian animation you wanna show your kids!......Yeah right. Folks, this film does NOTHING! All it is, is these creepy fish swimming around from place to place, learning about God. It is done in the most poor animation yet! It's on Youtube if you wanna watch it, but then again, don't.
Time for some Audience Suggestions!
The Wild- It's not bad animation, but not good characters or story. Disney, what were you guys thinking!?
Home on the Range- Okay, listen, I know this film didn't do well at the box office, but I found this somewhat entertaining. I could've fixed most of the mistakes from here and it would've been so much better.
Open Season- First one was meh, the other three are GOD AWFUL! Sony, you were so close to having a decent movie in 2006!
Academy of Magic- I'll watch Harry Potter, I'll watch Frozen, but together? I'd rather not and say I did!
The Christmas Tree- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, let's just get into number 1, I want to be done with this list right now.
1. The Adventures of Acela
I never thought I would see a film that was BEYOND BORING! All this film has to serve are downloaded characters, downloaded walkcycles, and downloaded backgrounds. THAT'S IT. There's no story, no character, no true dialogue, no nothing! The only thing this so-called "movie" has to show that's actually entertaining, is when this green alien comes out of nowhere and dances for the kids with no reason whatsoever!
10. A Troll in Central Park
I know I talked about this one before, but it needs to be mentioned again! A Troll in Central Park is the WORST film Don Bluth has made, and he knows it! The story is the defination of abysmal, the characters are either terrible or downright bland, and the theme comes out of FREAKING NOWHERE! The only positives I can give this movie are the animation and voice acting. The animation is very well done, but the only issue I have with it is that the colors are pretty bland and uninteresting to look at. Remember what they did with Thumbelina? Yes, that wasn't a good Don Bluth movie either, but at least the colors were bright and pop right out at you! Here, in A Troll in Central Park, they just make me feel like I'm watching Peter Pan and Wendy again. As for the voice acting, I don't think it's terrible either. The voice actors are very talented and some of them sounded like they were having fun doing their role. Rosie's voice actoress though....well....yeeah, she wasn't too good. Dom DeLuise was great as Stanley, Cloris Leachman sounded like she has having the time of her life as Gnorga, Charles Nelson Reilly was...good. Like in all these Don Bluth films, I really am getting tired of seeing his name in these movies. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, and he's a great voice actor, but he's ALWAYS in these films. He was great as Killer in All Dogs Go to Heaven, but after that, I think it should've ended there.
9. Rapsitte Street Kids Believe in Santa
Many people know abou this movie, and they say the same things about it! The animation is terrible, there are great voice actors involved in this, and the story is just... bad, but as for me, I'm going to be pretty soft-hearted about this one. Rapsitte Street Kids is a very poorly crafted film, but I can see what they were trying to go with here. They weren't trying to make the plot too complex, they just wanted to make something simple for the kids to follow, and that's okay. Also, the animation is bad, but it's not unwatchable in my opinion. Like I said before, there were some very talented voice actors that were involved in here, which kind of made the movie experience less painful for me. It wasn't like A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure, where the voice acting made me want to strangle myself. Nope, in Rapitte Street Kids, the voice acting is pretty decent! You got Jodi Benson, Paige O'Hara, and even Mark Hamill, who are phenomenal in what they do! Speaking of voice actors, what the hell was with Debra Wilson as the grandma? No, I'm serious when I say that! She sounded like she was mumbling through half of the film!
8. Elf Bowling the Movie
Remember Tom Kenny and how he was at his best with Spongebob and the Ice King? Well, prepare to see him at his worst with this piece of Christmas crap! According to sources, Elf Bowling is based on a video game of the same name, where you knock down a bunch of elves as bowling pins! Now imagine that as an 80 minute animated movie! Makes you wanna punch yourself in the face, right? The story is stupid and confusing, the animation looks cheap and unappealing, the characters are terrible, and the jokes arrange from bad to "wtf" standards. Now, even if I say all this horrible stuff about Elf Bowling, I will admit that I actually had fun watching it. It's the type of bad that's awful but funny to laugh at.
7. The Smurfs (Sony Pictures, 2011)
Sony Pictures is one of the those companies that makes me ask myself, "Can anything good come out of you"? Because mostly, their content isn't good! Now, they do have some good films like Hotal Transylvania, Surf's Up, and the Angry Birds Movie. As for the Smurfs, all I can do is look at this thing and say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"..........Yeah, they all look horrifying. Also, I don't care about the human characters at all, I could care less about them, I only care about the Smurfs. If you want my recommendation, just don't watch this film, or the sequel for that matter! By the way, why is there a sequel to this abombination? Oh well, at least Sony didn't screw up 7 years later with the Lost Village.
6. Felix the Cat: The Movie
I remember myself sitting down and watching a few cartoons of Felix. I didn't think they were great, but they were cute and playful enough to hold my attention. However, the movie is the complete opposite! In Felix's movie, the only thing I got out of it, was that it was both loud and annoying! The story is absolutely nonsensical, the animation...isn't terrible and not good either, the characters are annoying and bland, and the pacing is all over the place! The only good thing I can say about this film is that at least the soundtrack is nice to listen to (WITHOUT THE BACKGROUND NOISE). There are songs like "Mizzard Shuffle", "Who's the Boss", and "Something More than Friends" that are nice to listen to, and are actually catchy. As for the rest of this movie, it just one big pile of kitty litter.
5. Alpha and Omega
When I was introduced to this, all I wanted to do was was smash my laptop to bits and laugh like a psychopath! This movie is very poorly animated, and the characters are dumb and forgettable! Now, for any of you who like this movie and are about to tell me that I'm overeacting, answer me this one question: HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH WATCHING THIS WITHOUT CRINGING BACK!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY, THIS FILM'S QUALITY IS SHIT! The story at least tried, but it's nothing to make this film worth your time!
4. What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue
Video Brinquedo, how DARE you make a shitty ripoff to one of my favorite Pixar films of all time! You should know better! Seriously, this movie sucks, I'm not even going to tell you guys what this is a ripoff of. Just by looking at the name, you could guess what it is!
3. Rover Dangerfield
A film with Rodney Dangerfield as a dog thae looks exactly like him!? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, DOES NO COMPUT!!!! DOES NOT COMPUT!!!!
2. Finding Jesus
To hell with Veggietales, this is the REAL christian animation you wanna show your kids!......Yeah right. Folks, this film does NOTHING! All it is, is these creepy fish swimming around from place to place, learning about God. It is done in the most poor animation yet! It's on Youtube if you wanna watch it, but then again, don't.
Time for some Audience Suggestions!
The Wild- It's not bad animation, but not good characters or story. Disney, what were you guys thinking!?
Home on the Range- Okay, listen, I know this film didn't do well at the box office, but I found this somewhat entertaining. I could've fixed most of the mistakes from here and it would've been so much better.
Open Season- First one was meh, the other three are GOD AWFUL! Sony, you were so close to having a decent movie in 2006!
Academy of Magic- I'll watch Harry Potter, I'll watch Frozen, but together? I'd rather not and say I did!
The Christmas Tree- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, let's just get into number 1, I want to be done with this list right now.
1. The Adventures of Acela
I never thought I would see a film that was BEYOND BORING! All this film has to serve are downloaded characters, downloaded walkcycles, and downloaded backgrounds. THAT'S IT. There's no story, no character, no true dialogue, no nothing! The only thing this so-called "movie" has to show that's actually entertaining, is when this green alien comes out of nowhere and dances for the kids with no reason whatsoever!
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1170 x 893px
File Size 185.3 kB
"HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH WATCHING THIS WITHOUT CRINGING BACK!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY, THIS FILM'S QUALITY IS SHIT!" Well maybe it's the fact that it was a fun and silly little movie. Plus I am very nostalgic for the first movie (the sequels don't count) and I consider it one of my comfort movies plus the art style reminded me a little bit of the Star Wars: the Clone Wars 2008 series. So my final verdict: SKILL ISSUE
Comments