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Who is Crackadile?

In the late 1990s, scientists in the most desolate parts of Antarctica discovered a strange phenomenon. Creatures adjacent to crocodiles had taken refuge in the icy caverns of the area. However, they weren't just crocodiles! In order to retain heat in the frigid temperatures, they had evolved to possess blubber underneath scaly areas, as well as fur on top of surfaces that would absorb a lot of sunlight. What the scientists found most interesting was that these "frostycrocs"--as they had come to be called--held no aggression or fear for other organisms; they were as friendly as could be! However, not even the most astute of researchers could ascertain why each brightly colored specimen bore a striking resemblance to the branding of mass-produced frozen treats...