Okay fine fine, I'll get in on the meme train. But not Mariophant. No. I'm giving Bowz the elephant treatment. With tusks too!

Look at this chonky friend!

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A hybrid of "Super Mario Bros."'s Bowser and an elephant. He is a muscular, but still chunky fellow. Instead of the dragon-like muzzle, he has a thick trunk flanked by a pair of fearsome tusks. He retains his horns, but also has large floppy elephant ears on either side of his head. He wears a bright yellow shirt beneath the shell, which is tugged up to reveal his belly. His arms are powerful, still with the trademark spiked bands on his biceps and wrists, his hands grabbing the lower part of his belly to show it off. Finally he has mighty tree trunk-like legs, wearing a pair of tight black athletic running shorts with red trim.