Awwww! I'd be his Valentine. ^^ How could one not, with such a cute look.

A-fucking-dorable
wait, you made a ginormous zebra adorable!?

How cute...

happy v-day to you, too, regis! you giant piece of zebra meat! X3

Happeh day!

thats very kind of him

awwww. *hugs and kisses Regis on the cheek* so sweet of you.

*YAY For the Smexy and yet Cute Zebra* *Hugs Regis and smiles*

*hugs Regis* Yesh yesh yesh and yesh you god of a fucking zebra!!!

It's time for another Regis Factfile!

Regis puts the break in heartbreaker!

2012 is not really the year the world will end, it was how long it would take for the Mayans to pay their debt back to Regis, they never did!

Regis was the only man to ever beat a brick wall in a tennis match!

All men are created equal... except for Regis, he's better!

A cobra once bit Regis in the leg, after three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died!

Regis never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction!

Regis doesn't use pickup lines, he just stares at you and you had better fucking date him!

Regis doesn't get hit by cars, cars get hit by Regis!

Lysol kills 99.9% germs, Regis kills all of them!






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You mean Factphile.

Whatever! I ain't changing it now and there's no way you're gonna make me!

How cute ^_^ . very kind of him X3 .

I appreciate that, Regis. Thanks, you made me feel better. :) Happy Valentines!

*gives Regis a kiss from a pretty girl zebra* :)

*Hugs the big Zebrah*

D'awwwuhh! You made my day Regis

Mac is an excellent artist, he makes the most though and grumpy character look cute :3

adorable ^^

Awwww! So cute!