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The first commercial for Dale K. Fleet Enterprises' merchandising line. You'll have to click 'download' for the 'perambulate' button to work.
Unfortunately, the audio is not brill because of a combination of Adobe seeming to suddenly be picked up by MegaDodo Publishing (updates that are about 50/50 useful/detrimental and 100% inexplicable), and the original audio of the piece being attacked by the ghost of the BBC radiophonics workshop (ie. me not knowing how to do clippling right at the time). Seriously folks, we put a lot of work into that and it's only because we feel that it would be almost impossible to work out the timing again that we're releasing like this. So, here are the words so that you can follow along when things go a little hard to hear. Share and enjoy!
Oddly enough, the voice on the AVI turned out fine, so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UBwPzpbqk . Unfortunately, the animation DIDN'T translate well. Bloody MegaDodo.
ATTENTION HUMAN WORK UNIT, THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME DALEK
Switch to other dalek (red, 1582)
PONTIFICATE
Back (298)
YOU ARE NOW INSTRUCTED TO PROCEED TO THE PLACE OF BUSINESS OF DALE K. FLEET
Switch to other Dalek (white, 1717)
PERAMBULATE PERAMBULATE
Back(478)
YOU WILL SURVEY THE MERCHANDISE YOU FIND THERE
Switch (blue, 1834)
EVALUATE EVALUATE
Back(597)
YOU WILL SEEK A PRODUCT YOU DESIRE
Switch (orange, 1886)
INTERROGATE
Back(679)
YOU WILL ALSO SPEND LARGE QUANTITIES OF FREE TIME CHECKING FOR NEW ITEMS
Switch (yellow, 1938)
PROCRASTINATE
Back(853)
YOU WILL NOTICE THE GARMENTS OF THE DALEKS
Cut to Dalek in web page (1996)
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME T-SHIRTS!?
Back(963)
YOU WILL NOTICE THE MERCHANDISE WE CREATED TO COMMEMORATE THE CONQUEST OF THE CULT OF SCHROEDINGER AND THE GRANGECONIANS
Switch (imperial, 2084)
ASSIMILATE, ACCULTURATE
Switch(old style, 2196)
LONG LIVE THE DALEK EMPIRE. LONG LIVE DALE K. FLEET ENTERPRISES.
Back(1229)
END TRANSMISSION. Paint job sketch
The first commercial for Dale K. Fleet Enterprises' merchandising line. You'll have to click 'download' for the 'perambulate' button to work.
Unfortunately, the audio is not brill because of a combination of Adobe seeming to suddenly be picked up by MegaDodo Publishing (updates that are about 50/50 useful/detrimental and 100% inexplicable), and the original audio of the piece being attacked by the ghost of the BBC radiophonics workshop (ie. me not knowing how to do clippling right at the time). Seriously folks, we put a lot of work into that and it's only because we feel that it would be almost impossible to work out the timing again that we're releasing like this. So, here are the words so that you can follow along when things go a little hard to hear. Share and enjoy!
Oddly enough, the voice on the AVI turned out fine, so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UBwPzpbqk . Unfortunately, the animation DIDN'T translate well. Bloody MegaDodo.
ATTENTION HUMAN WORK UNIT, THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME DALEK
Switch to other dalek (red, 1582)
PONTIFICATE
Back (298)
YOU ARE NOW INSTRUCTED TO PROCEED TO THE PLACE OF BUSINESS OF DALE K. FLEET
Switch to other Dalek (white, 1717)
PERAMBULATE PERAMBULATE
Back(478)
YOU WILL SURVEY THE MERCHANDISE YOU FIND THERE
Switch (blue, 1834)
EVALUATE EVALUATE
Back(597)
YOU WILL SEEK A PRODUCT YOU DESIRE
Switch (orange, 1886)
INTERROGATE
Back(679)
YOU WILL ALSO SPEND LARGE QUANTITIES OF FREE TIME CHECKING FOR NEW ITEMS
Switch (yellow, 1938)
PROCRASTINATE
Back(853)
YOU WILL NOTICE THE GARMENTS OF THE DALEKS
Cut to Dalek in web page (1996)
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME T-SHIRTS!?
Back(963)
YOU WILL NOTICE THE MERCHANDISE WE CREATED TO COMMEMORATE THE CONQUEST OF THE CULT OF SCHROEDINGER AND THE GRANGECONIANS
Switch (imperial, 2084)
ASSIMILATE, ACCULTURATE
Switch(old style, 2196)
LONG LIVE THE DALEK EMPIRE. LONG LIVE DALE K. FLEET ENTERPRISES.
Back(1229)
END TRANSMISSION. Paint job sketch
Category Flash / Comics
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 550 x 400px
File Size 7.88 MB
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