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It was another day at Stanley Baker's small office building, he had called all his employees to a rather odd meeting.
Stanley: "Now, I have a bit of an odd question to ask you and this applies to everyone except for Stephanie but I have her here as a witness. My son Todd has been down in the dumps since he and his ex had to split up. I know he's a grown man but it hurts this husky's heart seeing him like this, I was wondering if any of you ladies wanted to maybe go out with him? Now mind you this ain't mandatory, I'd never force you to go out with him. But if you do I'll give you an extra hundred bucks under the table. So... what do you girls say?"


The mixed crew of attractive young ladies made up of a boa constrictor,(Becky) a lioness taur, (Aberash) an obese bunny,(Kayla) a doberman,(Darlene) a doughy black doe(Adriana) and a hippo(Kichaa) looked at each other wondering what the others were thinking about this situation when Kayla spoke up and asked the following question.

Kayla: "So are you asking us to sleep with him? Kinda sounds like you are trying to prostitute us to your son offering us money and all." Stanley: "And that's why I had Stephanie here as a witness. NO I do not intend for you to sleep with him, just maybe build his confidence up a little. Talk to him, maybe flirt a little bit, he's a good guy if he's given a chance."
Adriana: "I'd love to get that little stud all to myself! I will totes take you up on that Mr. Baker."
Stanley: "I thought you were the mail carrier? How long have you been here?"
Adriana: "I got fired from that job, Becky hired me last week when you were on vacay."
Becky: "Sorry boss, we urgently needed an extra set of helping hooves and she was the first applicant that met the qualifications."
Stanley tapped his foot in a slightly agitated manner hearing that this irritating doe had been hired behind his back.

Becky: "The extra cash would be nice, but I'd be afraid of crushing him sir. Heck I put the alligator I was dating in a full body cast a while back. I'd probably go to hug Todd and make his eyes pop out, and crack his spine in half. In other words I'll have to politely turn your offer down."
Aberash: "I wouldn't mind going with him, if you don't think I'd scare him. You know I can be a little.. intense to say the least."
Stanley: "Just don't order your meat rare and he should be fine Abby. I had to pay off that zebra's medical bills because of you remember?"
Aberash: "Hehe, yes sir. I promise I'll behave myself like a proper lady."

Kayla: "Sure I'll go out with him my Saturdays are usually free. It'd be nice going out with someone not trying to eat me like that snake did. No offense Becky, I know you wouldn't try that with me."

Kichaa: "Uh sir? Would you mind if I go on a date with him. I know I'm probably WAY too big for him but I think he's pretty cute, you don't even have to pay me for it."
Stanley: "Sure Kichaa, but the offer is good for all of you ya know? I can't have one of you go and not get paid, it wouldn't be right."

Darlene whispered into Stephanie's ear.
Darlene: "Would you mind if I went on one date with your little brother? I could really use the extra cash."
Stephanie: "Of course I don't mind, you and I might date on occasion but we aren't exactly a couple honey. Besides you two might end up having a lot of fun together."
Darlene: "You sure it won't make you jealous or upset with me?"
Stephanie: "Of course not, you and I both prefer guys for our romantic escapades anyway."

Stanley: "So then five dates lined up for him. I really appreciate this ladies, now let's get back to work shall we?"
All the ladies said in near unison: "Yes sir Mr. Baker!"