LongooOOOoolia!
is a mysterious creature, a prehistoric colossal-toed weasel from a little town called Uppendownshi Springs. Wherever she goes, psychedelic 60s music plays from an unseen source (like probably a Bluetooth speaker).
She reeks of pachouli. Her arms almost only emerge from her full-body-length head of hair to display peace signs. Her tail does most gripping otherwise. Her hair oddly disobeys laws of physics and doesn't flow or twirl, instead staying parallel to her body throughout its length at all times. When threatened her feet lock onto the ground and she strikes with her whole body flailing violently like a freestanding heavy bag. She also wobbles and vibrates when excited, making the sound of a large thin aluminum sheet being shook.

HAPPY PAW DAY