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If Hogan were any more dense, they could use him for X-ray shielding!
Category Story / Comics
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That could work. But I meant more like Koz being about as dull and unenthusiastic as Fred outwardly appears complete with immaculate uniform and censor-specs, then waking up from the nightmare and reassuring himself that he's "the fun one" lolol. Perhaps with gratuitous shirtlessness and the slumbering forms of some of Madam Jade's finest... ah... persons of negotiable affection.
When I was working security at the nuke plant, our "One step up from Charlie Gordon" was a guy named Jeffrey. He started a year or two after I did and supervision assigned him to me for training. Nice guy, but always needed prompting for which end of the banana to start peeling.
After another year or so passed another class of newbies came in. Personnel turnover was so bad, we were processing 20 to 25 guards a month. My friend Mike got stuck with one new turkey; at the American Legion one night, he complained, "This new guy is thicker than Jeffrey!"
After another year or so passed another class of newbies came in. Personnel turnover was so bad, we were processing 20 to 25 guards a month. My friend Mike got stuck with one new turkey; at the American Legion one night, he complained, "This new guy is thicker than Jeffrey!"
Koz is the perfect 'Hero character'. He acts without thinking... always to save the damsel in distress (dis dress... dat dress... any dress)... supremely confident (ignorance is bliss)... and, despite a thousand mistakes, always come out smelling like... um... like... roses (or some other such thing).
Nah. Knew guys like him when I was in (the military). They're virtually indestructible. They're the ones that when the incoming rounds hit, they run through it without a scratch... charge machine gun nests and pillboxes right through the hail of gunfire and never get hit. Dumb as a box of rocks... always doing it wrong but coming out right... your worst nightmare and best friend all wrapped into one. ROTLF
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