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I've been working on some pretty big convention projects and commissions, of late, and I've just been absolutely fried. Sometimes when I'm zoning out working on a particularly boring detail of a piece (brick texturing. . . ooh la la!) I have weird, WEIRD ideas, generally involving my characters doing stupid shit. Oh how they amuse me.
This one wouldn't go away, so I had to jot it down. The mere thought of any interraction between the Cruelty characters and Amon breaks my brain, and I really can't imagine what would transpire, or what they'd say.
So you guys can! You're all amusing freaks. I have no idea what the characters are saying in this pic, but I'm sure y'all have ideas. Feel free to post 'em. Or just chuckle at the absurdity. Whatever's going on, Marcus clearly seems to approve. . . and Amon's got his eyes on an easy mark. Wrong one! Go for the trust fund kid!
Characters are, from left to right: Marcus, Amon, Reis
And for anyone who's entirely out of the loop, Marcus and Reis are from my comic 'Cruelty' (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3704554/) and the flirty jackal there is Amon, from 'Red Lantern' (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4260941/)
. . . I want to molest Amon's chest. Okay, okay. . . going, now. I promise.
This one wouldn't go away, so I had to jot it down. The mere thought of any interraction between the Cruelty characters and Amon breaks my brain, and I really can't imagine what would transpire, or what they'd say.
So you guys can! You're all amusing freaks. I have no idea what the characters are saying in this pic, but I'm sure y'all have ideas. Feel free to post 'em. Or just chuckle at the absurdity. Whatever's going on, Marcus clearly seems to approve. . . and Amon's got his eyes on an easy mark. Wrong one! Go for the trust fund kid!
Characters are, from left to right: Marcus, Amon, Reis
And for anyone who's entirely out of the loop, Marcus and Reis are from my comic 'Cruelty' (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3704554/) and the flirty jackal there is Amon, from 'Red Lantern' (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4260941/)
. . . I want to molest Amon's chest. Okay, okay. . . going, now. I promise.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Canine (Other)
Size 962 x 694px
File Size 110.3 kB
(After a few rounds of drinks)...
Amon: Let's go get shum GIRLS. WOOOOOO BOOBIES
Marcus: I don't think I could -ever- be that drunk... *snrk*
Reis: I don't think Amon could ever be either. ...Amon, quit groping my chest, man. I don't have tits.
Amon: Shure... sure ya do...hic! They're all...all round...n' squishy....
Reis: They are not squishy! >:O
Marcus: BAHAHAHA!
Amon: Let's go get shum GIRLS. WOOOOOO BOOBIES
Marcus: I don't think I could -ever- be that drunk... *snrk*
Reis: I don't think Amon could ever be either. ...Amon, quit groping my chest, man. I don't have tits.
Amon: Shure... sure ya do...hic! They're all...all round...n' squishy....
Reis: They are not squishy! >:O
Marcus: BAHAHAHA!
I feel a little happier with the possible knowledge that Marcus is into polyamory (or at least open relationships).
Not going to make up dialogue for them, but I do hope that, if the Cruelty boys are in college now, Amon won't be offended by being paid in bus passes and food stamps.
Not going to make up dialogue for them, but I do hope that, if the Cruelty boys are in college now, Amon won't be offended by being paid in bus passes and food stamps.
Marcus: -whistles- *thinking* Hmm...I wonder if Reis would be down for a threesome...?
Reis: *thinking* wtf? Why doesn't Marcus act all jealous?
Amon: Hey, hot doggy...wanna follow me home? ;-p
I gotta say, I approve of the tail on Marcus in this one~! I boys with big tails~!
Also, I agree, molestation of Amon's chest is imminent. >:3
Reis: *thinking* wtf? Why doesn't Marcus act all jealous?
Amon: Hey, hot doggy...wanna follow me home? ;-p
I gotta say, I approve of the tail on Marcus in this one~! I boys with big tails~!
Also, I agree, molestation of Amon's chest is imminent. >:3
The three walk together down a park path. Each sharing their life's passions and experience. Marcus notes the shiny collar around Amon's neck and comments aloud, "Hey Reis, I think we should get one of those for you! It could make our love play interesting." Amon cradles Reis's arm and gives the arm a small squeeze. Reis isn't sure what has transpired wordlessly between Marcus and Amon, his confusion written plainly on his face. But he has a feeling he is about to find out.
Amon "Look Reis, is you really need some extra cash I can show you a few tricks.. "
Reis "Tricks.. what kind of tricks?"
Amon "Well, how to handle bears, rhino's and elephants"
Reis "You mean you take Elephants <gulps> down there!!! INSIDE YOU!!!!"
Amon "Yeah - but I would not advise trying to sit on a barstool for a few days.."
Reis "Tricks.. what kind of tricks?"
Amon "Well, how to handle bears, rhino's and elephants"
Reis "You mean you take Elephants <gulps> down there!!! INSIDE YOU!!!!"
Amon "Yeah - but I would not advise trying to sit on a barstool for a few days.."
Hmm how about:
Amon: "Ohh, you two are just starting out? Why don't I teach the little guy here some new moves for you stud?"
Reis: "Moves? What kind of moves?"
Marcus: "Heh, come on Reis, he might be able to help me perfect The Snake Charmer."
Amon: "That one's easy, but he's a big one so you may need some help.." *smirk*
Reis: (thinking)'Where did this guy come fr...Wait, whats a snake charmer and how does Marcus...?'
Amon: "Ohh, you two are just starting out? Why don't I teach the little guy here some new moves for you stud?"
Reis: "Moves? What kind of moves?"
Marcus: "Heh, come on Reis, he might be able to help me perfect The Snake Charmer."
Amon: "That one's easy, but he's a big one so you may need some help.." *smirk*
Reis: (thinking)'Where did this guy come fr...Wait, whats a snake charmer and how does Marcus...?'
I got one:
Amon: Hey, booooys. I heard that Cruelty thing. You've got a seeeexy voice, Reis. Are you really that skilled in bed?"
Reis: "Uh...w-what? You actually... heard that?"
Amon: "Of course. C'mere, you."
Marcus: *Snickers* That damn thing's getting you in trouble, Reis.
Amon: Hey, booooys. I heard that Cruelty thing. You've got a seeeexy voice, Reis. Are you really that skilled in bed?"
Reis: "Uh...w-what? You actually... heard that?"
Amon: "Of course. C'mere, you."
Marcus: *Snickers* That damn thing's getting you in trouble, Reis.
Amon: I say! Fancy a rough shag on the one occasion to which we retire to my dwellings?
Reis: Of course my young Professional Fornicator! But may I first ask if it is alright that my companion accompany us on this fine occasion?
Amon: Indeed Thadius!
Reis: OH DARLING!
Marcus: Yes my dearest?
Reis: Would you care to join me and this young Fornicator on the occasion to which we retire to his dwellings for a rough shag?
Marcus: Of course darling! Let us retire at this instant!
*They begin to saunter off*
Amon: Oh now you’ll just LOVE it, the furniture really is quite lovely.
Reis: Of course my young Professional Fornicator! But may I first ask if it is alright that my companion accompany us on this fine occasion?
Amon: Indeed Thadius!
Reis: OH DARLING!
Marcus: Yes my dearest?
Reis: Would you care to join me and this young Fornicator on the occasion to which we retire to his dwellings for a rough shag?
Marcus: Of course darling! Let us retire at this instant!
*They begin to saunter off*
Amon: Oh now you’ll just LOVE it, the furniture really is quite lovely.
I think its really great that you think about how characters from different stories interact, even if it is hard to imagine :P
Anything you are able to imagine could be a really good insight into learning more about your characters; sometimes, the sillier the situation the better! ^^
Anything you are able to imagine could be a really good insight into learning more about your characters; sometimes, the sillier the situation the better! ^^
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